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Miss Singapore Idle
Bitched on: Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Time: 7/25/2006 07:26:00 PM
Time: 7/25/2006 07:26:00 PM
MISS JAPAN!SO KAWAII!
Ah... *Drools*....
She's so adorable, no???
She had me hooked (or should I say, 'slayed') at the beginning of the show, when she swung her 'cute' samurai sword around...
No prizes for guessing who won the Best Costume award that night (the first time I predicted something right in the always-unpredictable-Miss Universe pageant)...
Also a crowd pleaser was her cute cute personality that shone throughout the competition...
Sigh...
Quote from a friend, "I wanna marry a Jap gerl...."
Unfortunately, she strikes me as a bimbo (me like bimbos...).
When asked how she was able to learn two languages (Spanish and French) or something like that, through a Japanese translator, the poor confused girl answered in Spanish (or izzit French?).
Er... the Japanese translator (must be thinking), er... me no no understand Spanish.
That was an awkward moment on stage...
Too bad she didn't win..
Though it was obvious yesterday that she was the crowds' (and MY) favourite.
It went to Miss Puerto Rico instead (mocha is so yesteryear... yellow should be the new pink.)Goodness, listen to me, I sound like an extra from Legally Blonde!
It was babes fest yesterday as over 80 of the world's most beautiful women strutted their stuff on stage.
Any red blooded male wouldn't have missed it, I'm sure.
I'm sure those Army NSFs stuck in their camps (from Tekong to Jurong) must be glued to their (only) TV in the company offices ogling the ladies...
Yesterday's Miss Universe 2006 pageant was really dominated by blondes and Latinos...
There were the blondes, Miss Sweden, Miss Switzerland and of course, Lord of the Blondes, Miss USA.
Then there were the Latino chickas, Miss Puerto Rico, Miss Brazil, Miss Mexico and Miss Paraguay.
Conspiracy theories range from Donald Trump's fetish for blondes to the bias judging from the 3 Latin American judges...
Speaking of Trump, he's the pageant owner (holy crap! He's that rich! He owns Miss Universe... next thing you know, he will own the Universe)...
Miss India was noticeably snubbed (not in the top 10).
Woah!!
Miss Singapore was Miss-'ing In Action' (geddit? lol).Hardly surprising...
Our neighbours, however, did shine a bit.
Miss Indonesia, Miss Thailand (Top 20) and Miss Philippines (Miss Photogenic) stood out.
Sorry Miss Malaysia, you're not considered in the 'league'.
When is Singapore going to get it?
This is a beauty pageant.
Not a brainy pageant.
Or a booby pageant (though I have to admit, she did do us proud just by standing beside the other Asian beauties in her skimpy bikini)...
Latest Update:
Kudos, Miss Singapore, for wearing that nightgown outfit for your evening gown segment.You did stand out. For all the wrong reasons.
And MY GOD, you almost tripped on the bloody train when you turned!!!
See here for the video.
You know the blog site recommended by the New Paper?
I went to the site, curious to see what the blogger had written about our Miss Singapore, but was greeted by a picture of a naked man's ass.
Lol...
The blogger is this gay guy, so naturally, the picture/link.
He is so bitchy, even I have to surrender my throne.
He wrote, under the picture, "No, Miss Singapore (Carol Yim-foon Cheong). This is the evening GOWN competition, not the evening SLUT competition."
Ouch...
And he clearly wasn't pleased with the eventual winner, Miss Puerto Rico.
"Zuleyka Jerris Rivera Mendoza of Salinas, Puerto Rico single-handedly set international beauty pageants back almost irreversibly by winning the Miss Universe pageant on Sunday night. In perhaps the most ridiculous result in the hitherto esteemed pageant's 54-year history, the judges deemed the 18-year-old aspiring actress with an ugly-ass chain-mail gown, questionable personality traits, and enough cosmetic work to make Joan Rivers angry, worthier of the crown than the first runner-up, Japan's Kurara Chibana."
Woah...
Your 'Bitchiness'...
Anyway, back to Miss Singapore Universe...
Haiyah...
Why can't we produce girls with substance like those from the NewFace competition held by the New Paper?
When I say 'substance' I mean 'headturning beauty' that is lacking in all the past Miss Universe contestants (who are all so blah...).
Why can't we use celebrities like Fiona Xie or better yet, Dawn Yang (drools...)?
I say...
Forget brains.
Giggle your way out of hard questions and stuff...
Charm the audience and judges with your personality instead.
And blow them away with your stunning beauty.
Just like Miss Japan.
Or bring a samurai sword... (it doesn't hurt to be cute and feisty)
See video.
Labels: Miss World, Singapore stories
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