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    SINGapore Idol
    Bitched on: Thursday, August 17, 2006
    Time: 8/17/2006 09:10:00 PM

    Dear Teenage Singaporean girls,

    Sigh...

    I have heard about the increasing number of teenagers getting myopic in Singapore.
    But what I didn't know is that you teenage girls are getting deaf as well.

    Why just you, the female species?

    Watched Singapore Idol lately?
    You can notice that the really good FEMALE singers getting picked off the show one by one.
    First Rahimah and now Mathilda.
    I won't be surprised by an all-male final four or even five.

    I blame you, Teenage Singaporean Girls.

    Stupid. Retarded. Deaf.

    I blame all of you for the dropping singing standards of Singapore Idol.
    I blame you for keeping the equally retarded and (tone) deaf Paul Twohill and Joakim Gomez in the show.

    Admit it! They can't SING!!!!

    And you have to be able to SING to be a SINGapore Idol!!!!

    Stop wasting your parents' (hard-earned) money!!!
    Donate the money instead!!!

    Or pay for the surgery to dig all your ear wax out!

    Stop keeping these two clowns in!

    Sincerely, Angry Shazi
    (who refuse to pay 60 damn cents to vote at all)

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