absolut bitch

Hebitch

follow me on Twitter

Bitch here

Shazi Ezan

Create Your Badge

Favourite Photos

Credits

Icon: LJ/sixthmile
Layout: tues day night
Inspiration: DayBefore!Misery

Layout: Like a knife.
Best viewed: Mozilla Firefox.
Resolution: 1280X800.

Hebitch in the US of A.

Bitched on: Saturday, May 17, 2008
Time: 5/17/2008 11:22:00 AM

I'll be blogging here for now.

Hebitch in the US of A.

0 comments

Please Help.

Bitched on: Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Time: 5/07/2008 12:52:00 AM

With 22,000 (and probably more) dead in Myanmar after Nargis Cyclone hit the nation and possibly 1 million made homeless, the people of Myanmar need our help more than ever.

Here's how those of you in Singapore can help:

You can personally come down to the following places to donate*:

Peninzula Plaza near City Hall MRT Singapore, 1st Floor
Lin Lyet Trading, 2nd Floor
Sin Myanmar Air Ticketing, 3rd Floor
Ta Pyay Nu Trading, 4th Floor
Guidance Star Myanmar Library, 5th Floor

Or if you want to know more, please contact them directly.

Se Thu Aung @ 81681121,
Daw Soe Soe Aung @ 92986743,
Ye Thway @ 91084611

*Disclaimer: These places might not be authorised donation collection points and donations done would be at your own risk.
Addresses and contacts courtesy of http://tinmghtay.blogspot.com/.

Labels: Asia, natural disasters

0 comments

In short, ~~FUCK you~~.

Bitched on: Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Time: 5/06/2008 06:23:00 PM

To whom it may concern,

My name is Mohamed Shaziran Bin Mohamed Shahabdeen (case number: 08***/***/*). I need to check my application status for my VISA.

I have emailed once personally and the organization sending me there, Speedwing, has also checked with the embassy. On all those occasions I received the same computer generated email (attached below).

I need to know the exact status. I am supposed to fly off on the 11th May (this coming Sunday).

Please. I understand the situation. And I believe there is more that you can do to check on the status.

I have also sent a letter from my Minister to the the embassy. Speedwing, which sent the letter on my behalf last week on the 29th April, told me that the embassy would reply to me but I have yet to receive any updates.

This is really important to me. I have invested all my savings into this trip and I have been looking forward to this since last year. And I really find it strange that this "background check" is taking way longer than I think it should.

I am local (Singaporean). I am 23 years old. I am an NUS student. I am a Malay-Muslim. I have served National Service. I have sufficient savings in my bank for the trip. And I have been to truthful regarding my other particulars on the forms such as which countries I have been to, etc...

My conscience is clear.

Please. Help me.

Shaziran
(Shazi)

Labels: U.S.A. trip

1 comments

Dear Uncle Sam,

Bitched on: Sunday, May 04, 2008
Time: 5/04/2008 12:55:00 AM

Dear Uncle Sam,

Its been months since my VISA interview and exactly one week from now I should be on a plane, eager to escape the hot temperatures of Singapore, and visit your beautiful and cooler state of Alaska. I was hoping to work my ass off and earn big bucks over there. Heck, I would take a second job if I have to.

And after that I was hoping to be traveling around your vast country, from the west side, along California, to the east side, the Big Apple and DC.

You can call it 'living my American dream'.

But, my VISA is still not approved, Uncle Sam.

Have you ever had something that you wanted so badly to be dangled in front of your face, out-of-reach?

This is something that is supposed to be making me happy and excited; preparing, shopping for new clothes, going out with family and meeting up with friends...

But, instead, the past few weeks I have been on a rollercoaster of emotions. From shock to anger to anxiety and now, Uncle Sam, I am feeling indifferent.

Screw you.

Last I heard the second last guy to get his VISA approved a few weeks ago is also a Malay-Muslim.
Well done.

What do you want me to say?
That I am only a Muslim on paper and an atheist in life?
You want me to denounce my religion, Uncle Sam?

Cause right now, you are no different than that director of 'Fitna'.

You are making me feel ashamed.

Ashamed because being a Muslim is a hindrance to being accepted into your country.
Ashamed because the 'Mohamed' in my name brings suspicion instead of honor.
Ashamed because the colour of my skin is the reason for ridicule and fear (just like Kumar's situation in 'Harold and Kumar'... love that show! ehem... ).

Ashamed because I feel ashamed of my religion.

So thank you, Uncle Sam.

That said I would still be waiting for that VISA.
And till that day when it comes, my American dream now is to have the VISA wiped along the entire length of my ass crack (ala 'Harold and Kumar').

Sincerely,
sHa-Z.

PS: Even my MP letter didn't make a difference? Oh come on, you didn't have to be that pompous right?

Labels: U.S.A. trip, Ugly foreigners

2 comments

May Day! Celebrity Special.

Bitched on: Thursday, May 01, 2008
Time: 5/01/2008 10:55:00 AM

What does a psychic, a witch and a cult-leader have in common?
They are all featured in this entry.

First off, the psychic, Paula Abdul. I am sure those who caught American Idol yesterday didn't miss the stoned Paula's future prediction of Jason's performance.

Notice how she single-handedly silenced the whole theater.
Everyone was clearly baffled.

"Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um...." Abdul began.

"The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn't — it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty."

"The two songs," Abdul went on, "made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four."

Pointing to Castro, Randy Jackson finally spoke up: "That was just on the first song. Just on the first one."

"Oh my god, I thought you - I thought you sang twice!" Abdul said.
She claimed she got confused by looking ahead at the notes for David Cook.

Cracked Seacrest, "You're seeing the future, baby!"

In a later interview, she said, "I got lost in my notes, and that is as simple as it was," she said. "It's so confusing. "We were all discombobulated," she added. "It was just crazy, that's all.

No Paula, you are the one who is crazy. (But we all love you nevertheless).

Next up, the witch. The new-bodylicious Mariah Carey.
With her new hit song, "Stop singing my part now (bitch)".

The first part of the song sounds kinda off cause the background track wasn't in sync. And I can't help but to laugh out at her "Stop singing my part now" around the 0:46 part. See how threatening she looks as she zooms in on her prey (I mean...) back-up singer behind her.

No prizes for guessing what happened backstage. Back-up singer stew anybody?

And lastly the cult-leader. Miley Cyrus.

I really don't get why she has such a cult following in the States.
Number 1, she ain't that pretty.
Number 2, she has a weird tone to her voice (heard her sing 'live' on "Idol Gives Back"?)
And Number 3, "Hanna Montana" is so lame...

The Disney Channel, which airs Cyrus' TV show "Hannah Montana", had this to say, "Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines."

That is just so hypocritical! I think they are just pissed off cause someone else was manipulating the girl.

"Err.. hello, Kettle? This is Pot calling..."

Labels: Hollywood

1 comments

Twitter Updates