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May Day! Celebrity Special.
Bitched on: Thursday, May 01, 2008
Time: 5/01/2008 10:55:00 AM
What does a psychic, a witch and a cult-leader have in common?Time: 5/01/2008 10:55:00 AM
They are all featured in this entry.
First off, the psychic, Paula Abdul. I am sure those who caught American Idol yesterday didn't miss the stoned Paula's future prediction of Jason's performance.
Notice how she single-handedly silenced the whole theater.
Everyone was clearly baffled.
"Jason, first song, I loved hearing your lower register, which we never really hear, um...." Abdul began.
"The second song, I felt like your usual charm wasn't — it was missing for me. It kind of left me a little empty."
"The two songs," Abdul went on, "made me feel like you're not fighting hard enough to get into the top four."
Pointing to Castro, Randy Jackson finally spoke up: "That was just on the first song. Just on the first one."
"Oh my god, I thought you - I thought you sang twice!" Abdul said.
She claimed she got confused by looking ahead at the notes for David Cook.
Cracked Seacrest, "You're seeing the future, baby!"
In a later interview, she said, "I got lost in my notes, and that is as simple as it was," she said. "It's so confusing. "We were all discombobulated," she added. "It was just crazy, that's all.No Paula, you are the one who is crazy. (But we all love you nevertheless).
Next up, the witch. The new-bodylicious Mariah Carey.
With her new hit song, "Stop singing my part now (bitch)".
The first part of the song sounds kinda off cause the background track wasn't in sync. And I can't help but to laugh out at her "Stop singing my part now" around the 0:46 part. See how threatening she looks as she zooms in on her prey (I mean...) back-up singer behind her.
No prizes for guessing what happened backstage. Back-up singer stew anybody?
And lastly the cult-leader. Miley Cyrus.
I really don't get why she has such a cult following in the States.
Number 1, she ain't that pretty.
Number 2, she has a weird tone to her voice (heard her sing 'live' on "Idol Gives Back"?)
And Number 3, "Hanna Montana" is so lame...
The Disney Channel, which airs Cyrus' TV show "Hannah Montana", had this to say, "Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines."
That is just so hypocritical! I think they are just pissed off cause someone else was manipulating the girl.
"Err.. hello, Kettle? This is Pot calling..."
Labels: Hollywood
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Eva Longoria's Sex Tape.
Bitched on: Friday, October 19, 2007
Time: 10/19/2007 09:51:00 PM
This one's for you, guys... :)Time: 10/19/2007 09:51:00 PM
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News in Brief.
Bitched on: Saturday, May 12, 2007
Time: 5/12/2007 11:46:00 PM
Time: 5/12/2007 11:46:00 PM
- Two Singaporean Army servicemen were killed in Taiwan when a fighter jet crashed at a military base in Hukou on Friday.
Arrangements are underway to transport the remains of the other deceased, Private Fan Yao Jin back to Singapore on Sunday. He too will be accorded a full military funeral.
Two of the nine servicemen injured in the Taiwanese fighter jet crash at a military base in Hukou on Friday are back in Singapore. Both suffered second and third degree burns up to 50% of their body.
This Blogger says: Rest in peace, brothers.
Notice that in every news report, they choose to use the word 'remains' instead of the usual 'bodies'.
- British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that he would leave office on June 27 after a decade in power.
This Blogger says: Isn't Tony Blair the name of Bush's dog?
- Taiwan Premier Su Tseng-chang shocked the ruling party with his resignation Saturday less than a week after he lost the primary for the 2008 presidential election.
This Blogger says: Is it the trend nowadays to resign suddenly?
- YouTube.com is banned in Thailand not once but twice.
Thailand has blocked YouTube for a second time, due to a video mocking King Bhumibol Adulyadej. According to Reuters, Thailand’s Communications Minister Sitthichai Pookaiyaudom had YouTube blocked after their requests to Google to have the clip taken down were ignored.
The first time YouTube was blocked in Thailand was possibly for showing related to clips from a CNN interview that features Thailand’s ex-Prime Minister Thaksin.
The clip is not only “offensive” to Thailand’s monarchy, but has been criticized by several Buddhists as well, because of the clip’s showing a pair of women’s feet (the lowest part of the body) above the head (the highest part of the body).
Criticizing royalty in Thailand is a crime punishable by up to 15 years in jail.
This Blogger says: I'm not going to show the offensive video here. I still want to go Thailand for holidays you know.
- Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days
In March 2007, the Los Angeles City's Attorney's Office claimed that Hilton violated the terms of her DUI (Driving Under Influence) probation by speeding without her headlights on, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in a correctional facility for violating her probation, and she is required to begin her jail term by June 5, 2007 or risk a doubling of her sentence.
This Blogger says: Her sister Nicky has started a chain of boutique hotels, maybe Paris should start her own chain of boutique prisons. Hilton Prisons. That's hot.
PS: Can't wait for the new season of Simple Life. Nicole Ritchie and her have patched up and are currently shooting another season: A Simple Prison Life.
- Singapore A-list Mediacorp actor Christopher Lee was sentenced to a month's jail
He was also disqualified from driving for three years and fined $4,500 for DUI and hit-and-run. He had hit a motorcycle which was in front of his car. The rider and his pillion rider fell. Lee drove off and stopped some distance away. Instead of helping them, he got into his car and drove off.
This Blogger says: Jail that coward's arse. And what's $4,500 to that overpaid talentless chicken?
Labels: Army, Asia, Hollywood, Singapore stories, YouTube
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Seeing double.
Bitched on: Thursday, April 12, 2007
Time: 4/12/2007 09:37:00 PM
Two of the most mod 'coloured' singing divas joined forces to titillate the fancy of red-blooded males everywhere. Enjoy. :)Time: 4/12/2007 09:37:00 PM
I didn't know that they were seperated at birth. Even I have difficulty telling them apart.
Saw the ad introducing the Miss Singapore Universe contestants. One word: Yucks.
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Its all the rage.
Bitched on: Sunday, February 25, 2007
Time: 2/25/2007 12:14:00 AM
Time: 2/25/2007 12:14:00 AM
Britney... Poor girl... She must really hate the paparazzi. Who could blame her? These paparazzo are like the scums of a celeb's otherwise perfect world.
Bad marriage. Bad hair-do (or lack of it). Poor girl just lost it.
What's the deal with these paparazzo? They pry into celebrities' lives. Take pictures of every single unglamorous day-to-day things these stars do and sell them to the highest bidder. The uglier the stars, the better.
Channel 5 recently showed 'Stars Without Make-Up' during the Chinese New Year holidays (shame on you, Channel 5, for showing us garbage). Its like Entertainment Tonight (another disastrous show) but worst; its much more tasteless.
Who wants to see some has-been celebrities' cellulite? Or their faces without make-up in the first place? So what if they carry their own groceries or if they jog in unflattering spandex?
Why this urge to know that these rich celebs actually do what we do? They stuff their faces with carb-free crap, so what? They look ugly without make-up, who doesn't?
They are people too. But richer, maybe.
But they still shit like we do, don't they?
Labels: Britney Spears, Hollywood
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Happy Pig Year
Bitched on: Sunday, February 18, 2007
Time: 2/18/2007 01:05:00 PM
Here's wishing Happy Year of the Pig to all my Chinese friends and readers.Time: 2/18/2007 01:05:00 PM
Opps... I meant to put this 
Who could blame me? Its hard not to see the resemblance.
Lol...
See more of the video:
Anyway, what the hell was she thinking?
Labels: Britney Spears, holidays, Hollywood
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Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39.
Bitched on: Saturday, February 10, 2007
Time: 2/10/2007 12:13:00 AM
Time: 2/10/2007 12:13:00 AM
Anna Nicole Smith, the curvaceous blonde whose life played out as an extraordinary tabloid tale — Playboy centerfold, jeans model, bride of an octogenarian oil tycoon, reality-show subject, tragic mother — died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39.Read here for more.
Labels: Hollywood
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Girl, put your panties on.
Bitched on: Sunday, December 03, 2006
Time: 12/03/2006 12:55:00 AM
Looks like I'm back to my old perverted and sarcastic self.Time: 12/03/2006 12:55:00 AM
Bloggers Note: This entry contains nudity. If anyone is offended by any nudity (in this case Britney Spears' twice over-stretched p****), please leave. Inversely, if you are a pervert (or a closet voyeur) click on the pictures for a 'close-up'.
Britney. Britney. Britney.
...
What can I say?
Something is seriously amiss if you need Paris (of all people!!!) to save your modesty.
Now, that's 'hot'.
PS: Happy Birthday, Britney Spears.
I'm sure everyone will be buying you panties.
Labels: Britney Spears, Hollywood, sex
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Girl Powerrrr...
Bitched on: Thursday, November 09, 2006
Time: 11/09/2006 02:31:00 AM
Finally.Time: 11/09/2006 02:31:00 AM
Britney Spears is filling for divorce.
Finally.
From that no good 'loser' husband of hers, Kevin Federline.
Finally.
Some sense has gotten into her head.
That's all I guess, still busy with my submission. Can't really blog much.
But entertain yourself by reading this blog for more Britney-Kevin split and other Hollywood (admit, its entertaining to read) gossips and tabloids (recommended by a fellow bimbo).
PS: Just wondering, when will it be Siti Nurhaliza's turn?
She must be kicking herself in the butt after she got her 'Datuk' title for her national contributions recently.
Siti Nurhaliza must have been thinking, "Crap, I shouldn't have been so eager to get married to Datuk K (this old businessman) to get the 'Datin' title. Now, I'm a freaking Datuk myself!"
Kidding...
Labels: Britney Spears, Hollywood
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