1. Simple-minded fribbles are undeniably the lowest form of human life.
2. Whenever Shaziran finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming.
3. It scares the bejeezus out of me to know that Shaziran might glorify purblind, namby-pamby potlickers before the year is over.

With this letter, I hope to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Shaziran's sycophants take for granted. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: At this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that I am undoubtedly horrified by Shaziran's devotion to the idea of a benevolent dictatorship of a self-appointed elite. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that one task that rests on all of our shoulders is to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of dotty know-nothings. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that it's debatable whether it is everyone's right and need to understand how judgmental and fastidious Shaziran has become. However, no one can disagree that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how his campaigns are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also chastise him for not doing any research before spouting off.

Take it from me: If we can understand what has caused the current plague of fickle thieves, I believe that we can then challenge Shaziran's pertinacious assumptions about merit. Shaziran claims to have data supporting his assertion that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of gangsterism. Naturally, he insists that he can't actually show us that data—for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that he's hiding something. Maybe he's hiding the fact that he says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, his time has run out.

While Shaziran insists that he is a man of peace, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how one does not have to abridge our basic civil liberties in order to expose all of Shaziran's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. It is an ultra-insidious person who believes otherwise. He is the hands-down, flat-out, bar-none most wild varmint I have ever seen. Enough said. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Mr. Shaziran Bin Shahabdeen) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Shaziran fully deserves the bitter fruit of the fury of his persecutors.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

1. Simple-minded fribbles are undeniably the lowest form of human life.
2. Whenever Shaziran finds himself confronted by the law, he insists it needs reforming.
3. It scares the bejeezus out of me to know that Shaziran might glorify purblind, namby-pamby potlickers before the year is over.

With this letter, I hope to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Shaziran's sycophants take for granted. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: At this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that I am undoubtedly horrified by Shaziran's devotion to the idea of a benevolent dictatorship of a self-appointed elite. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that one task that rests on all of our shoulders is to protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of dotty know-nothings. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that it's debatable whether it is everyone's right and need to understand how judgmental and fastidious Shaziran has become. However, no one can disagree that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how his campaigns are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also chastise him for not doing any research before spouting off.

Take it from me: If we can understand what has caused the current plague of fickle thieves, I believe that we can then challenge Shaziran's pertinacious assumptions about merit. Shaziran claims to have data supporting his assertion that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of gangsterism. Naturally, he insists that he can't actually show us that data—for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that he's hiding something. Maybe he's hiding the fact that he says that he needs a little more time to clean up his act. As far as I'm concerned, his time has run out.

While Shaziran insists that he is a man of peace, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a real dose of reality, look at how one does not have to abridge our basic civil liberties in order to expose all of Shaziran's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities. It is an ultra-insidious person who believes otherwise. He is the hands-down, flat-out, bar-none most wild varmint I have ever seen. Enough said. Let me end by saying that I know that what I have written in this letter will send many readers (especially any who are big fans of Mr. Shaziran Bin Shahabdeen) into a tizzy or a tantrum. I am sorry, but I remind them that Shaziran fully deserves the bitter fruit of the fury of his persecutors.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

1. Complaint letter about Mr. Shaziran Bin Shahabdeen