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Meet the He-Bitch
Bitched on: Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Time: 12/27/2005 09:16:00 PM
Time: 12/27/2005 09:16:00 PM
Erm... Hi.
This is my first blog here on Blogger. But not my first blog entry though. I have one in my Friendster but that is not going anywhere. Haha, hardly anyone viewed it. I hope this will have more success.
Before i dive straight in and start bitching about everything under the sun, let me introduce myself.
I see myself as the new male species, a straight homosexual, they coin the terms- the metrosexual, a SNAG, the Beta male. I have a new term for this, the He-Bitch.
A straight male who works out in the gym but at the same time indulges in facial and hair care products, who rather enjoy a good book than rough it out on the soccer field and who frets over what to wear to impress the ladies.
And who never fails to enjoy a good bitching session or two.
That is me, especially the last part.
Gone are the days when guys hang around only talking about soccer, great sex or fast cars, we are now bitching (yes ladies, bitching) about the dimwitted driver who swerved into our lane, our geeky colleague and his fat promotion, the fat kid who stepped on and crushed our toe, the constantly nagging annoying mother-in-law, the slutty secretary who flirts with just about anything that moves in the office(who's complaining), the rude snobbish salesperson at the Prada boutique, the cold-as-ice bitch we were trying to woo from the corner of the bar AND finally the (much-bitched-about) demanding balding fat boss (the one at home, unfortunately).
So for the rest of the guys who are still lagging behind in the gossip or bitching department (a.k.a the straight acting Alpha male), I say wake up and smell the non-fat sugar-free cuppa. There's a new man in town. A man who is not afraid to mince his words and speak his mind.
Because believe me when i say this, when you're fed-up or angry or upset, YOU NEED TO BITCH. So i say let it all out and bitch.
Complain.
If anyone upsets or angers you, don't bottle it all up, let it out!!!!
Bitch about it till your friends go deaf and you go mute.
You'll explode if you don't.
I welcome your comments and your bitchy complaints. Share with me your bitchy experience (ladies are welcome).
Let the bitching begin...
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2 Comments:
Superb post. Rock on, he-bitch!
dude, get a tag-board lol =P
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