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Gay Magnet?
Bitched on: Friday, January 06, 2006
A young well-dressed man winked as I walked pass him one day. I turned behind to see who he was winking at and there was no one.Time: 1/06/2006 02:39:00 AM Just another day a similiar thing happened at the gym. And another.. and another... In KL, a few months ago, a Caucasian tourist tried to pick me up outside the toilet of a well-known tourist attraction. That was the the scariest encounter so far. Haha... So people, let me ask you all this question, 'Am I that GAY-looking?' Apparently some of my friends think so. Why? Is it because I am vain? Is it because of my occasional so-called effeminate manners? It is because I enjoy shopping more than playing soccer? Or is it because I don't have a girlfriend? Don't get me wrong, I don't find it insulting or offensive to be seen as gay. In actual fact I find it flattering. Because in my opinion, our homosexual males are usually better dressed, articulate, more gentlemanly and cultured than the heterosexual males. Yes, MOST straight males are boring, stupid, sexist and dress sloppy. Ouch, truth hurts, huh guys? Well, I come from a very interesting secondary school where almost half of the males friends I know there have recently come out of the closet. And they were the greatest friends you can ever ask for back then (they still are now!!). So you can say I am not a homophobic and I don't shun gays. In fact, I did try to see if the grass was greener on the side... but it just wasn't my cup of tea. Caught your attention already? Haha. I knew that it would. Well it was just one date (nothing physical or anything, furthermore I paid for the food and movie tickets for the dude. What a jackass right? And again... I emphasise, there was strictly NO touching!). Why did I try it you might ask? Well I was curious and it was again flattering to be approached (haha... I am so shameless). The first and the last of such dates. Heh. It was so weird... I'll just stick to babes and boobs, thank you very much. Back to the topic of being vain. Well, I don't see anything wrong about being vain. Like what Wee Sing, a good friend of mine (and fellow metrosexual) said after one of our gym session, 'There is nothing wrong about being vain, we are turning 21 and that's a huge step, a big difference. Cause that's the age when we are out there....' Out there, looking around, playing the field. Attracting the female attention. Finding the Girl. You should look good guys. Its for your own good. So hit the weights and start using hair conditioner. Prompto. Girls (and some guys) will give you a second look and a third and a fourth... Your confidence will soar. You know you look good and you will feel good. To those clueless men, here is a good online magazine website (recommended by another fellow vain metro, Arif), www.askmen.com... Try it out. Labels: gay 1 comments |
1 Comments:
rif.......dun call me a metrolah.i dun dress to please others or attract ppl as wat u say.its jus to make me feel good.lol.oh well.we shld hit the gym soon u dick.
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