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Estatic about Aesthetic Surgery: Revisited
Bitched on: Saturday, February 25, 2006
Time: 2/25/2006 08:52:00 PM
Since I am in the habit of 'revisiting' my entries, I thought I would revisit this particular entry, Estatic about Aesthetic Surgery.Time: 2/25/2006 08:52:00 PM
I came across this website offering body implants (that sounds so weird..) in a health magazine. Go check it out to see what I mean.
Other than the usual breast and butt implants, they also provide (not hands or heads, don't worry) pectoral, tricep and calf implants...
Gee.
That makes going to gym look dumb.
I mean why sweat it out when you can just go under the knife for that well toned body?
While I am under the anaesthetic, why not do a little lipo and add six hard lumps under my abdominal skin. That would be easier that having to do 100 crunches on my swiss ball, wouldn't it?
Or why not add implants on my pecs (chest), bicep and triceps (arms)?
I will never have to carry weights again (or anything heavier than a spoon)...
Not forgeting my gluts (butt cheeks) and calf implants.
I don't have to ever run on the treadmill again.
Forget that, I will never have to run in my life again.
Probably because I'll be permanently immobilised when the silicon implant leaks.
While I am already doing a whole body implant thingy, why don't I exchange my brain with a working one too?
P.S. To those visiting the web site, please do not be offended by the nudity (mostly pictures of naked breasts...)
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