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How 'mat' are you?
Bitched on: Saturday, June 10, 2006
Time: 6/10/2006 01:57:00 PM
You know how there are quizzes online that can help to determine what kind of 'person' you are, eg...Time: 6/10/2006 01:57:00 PM
Which character from F.R.I.E.N.D.S are you?
What kind of flirt are you?
Which Hollywood blonde are you?
Which song best represents you?
Or what kind of colour are you?
Hehe... I made one myself.
How 'mat' are you?
I couldn't help myself.. Hehe...
Its meant for Malay guys to try out lah.
But if you're not, try it out also.
All in the name of fun, its bullshit really...
______ is part of your lingo.
(a) Slack
(b) Relax
(c) Lepak
You smoke. True or false?
(a) Will never put that filth in my mouth.
(b) Quiting / Cutting down.
(c) I'm a chimney / train.
Last time you went out, your hairstyle was ________.
(a) boring?
(b) armani...
(c) mohawk (the more outrageous, the better)
Quick peek into your wardrobe. Your jeans are mostly ________.
(a) straight cut
(b) baggy
(c) tapered
You match those jeans with ______.
(a) trainers
(b) sneakers
(c) slippers
The most prevailing brand of T-shirts you have is _______.
(a) Fresh Imp
(b) Topman
(c) Von Dutch (fake of course, but who knows...)
Checkered ________ are cool.
(a) long sleeved shirts
(b) short sleeved shirts
(c) bermudas
Camo prints on __________ are so in.
(a) SAF uniform
(b) berms or pants
(c) caps (might as well use SAF jockey caps hor...)
Your idea of cool specs are ________.
(a) rimless
(b) silver framed
(c) plastic framed
You're having a bad hair day and you are most likely to put on a _________.
(a) baseball cap
(b) snow cap
(c) trucker cap
Your favourite haunts include __________.
(a) zouk, China Black (now defunct)
(b) Devil's Bar, Ministry Of Sound (MOS)
(c) Momo, Double O
You have _____ Malay friends and _______ non-Malay friends.
(a) one or two; many
(b) equal number of
(c) only; no/ just one or two
Your boo wears ________.
(a) ear studs, natural make-up
(b) headscarf (tudung), noticeable make-up
(c) chunky / loop earrings, thick make-up
You are 23 years-old and you are __________.
(a) an undergraduate
(b) working in a stable (or almost stable) job
(c) a father
Your crib is _________ of Singapore.
(a) central part or south
(b) west or north
(c) east
You have (want to have) _______ license.
(a) a driving (car)
(b) driving and riding
(c) a riding (bike)
You have _______ in your bank account.
(a) some savings
(b) barely enough
(c) squat (kosong...)
You enlist for National Service (NS). You are in _______.
(a) Army (SAF)
(b) Police
(c) Civil Defence (CD)
Your favourite game is ________.
(a) DOTA or WoW
(b) Winning Eleven or Fifa on PlayStation or XBox
(c) computer games are for wuss, I play the real soccer
Imagine you're in a concert, you most likely imagine yourself to be ________
(a) no where. I don't have an active imagination like that.
(b) in the crowd.
(c) in the band; bass player or lead guitarist.
Your MP3 player has the most songs by ________.
(a) U2, Lifehouse
(b) Black Eyed Peas, Eminem
(c) Peter Pan, Sheila on 7
You see yourself surfing in _________.
(a) Gold Coast, Australia
(b) Phuket, Thailand
(c) Sentosa, Singapore (sure... 'surfing'....)
You have a higher chance of representing Singapore in the the Olympics in _______.
(a) swimming
(b) hockey
(c) soccer
World Cup season, you support ________.
(a) Singapore? .... Korea or Japan then...
(b) European countries; England, Holland, Germany
(c) viva la South America; Brasil, Argentina, Chile
Most likey to see you shopping in _______.
(a) Paragon, CK Tangs
(b) Bugis (Parco), Heerens
(c) Far East Plaza, Bugis Village, Tampines Mall
You believe that the lingua franca in Singapore is _______.
(a) the Queen's English
(b) Singlish
(c) huh? What lingu- ...?
Here are the results (inaccurate of course):
Mostly As
WHAT A DISGRACE! You are either (a) a kentang (b) a banana or (c) not even a Malay....
Go migrate out of this country lah... What's wrong with you??!!
Mostly Bs
You are such a poseur. A mat-wannabe. The inner mat is dying to get out of you...
But there is still help. Don't give up.
Mostly Cs
Kinda the result you usually get anywhere, mostly Cs...
You are what you are. A true blue Singaporean mat.
Hidup Melayu (Live on Malays)...
Say it loud and proud.
No prizes for guessing how I scored.
Haha!!! Like I said, all in the name of fun.
Its not meant to insult or stereotype (hmm...).
Just for laughs...
Here's a few other (actual) quizzes from Tickle Tests and Blogthings.
For the seriously bored-till-you-are-braindead.
Related entries:
Mats Boleh! Part 1
Mats Boleh! Part 2
Mats Boleh! Part 3
Mats Boleh! Revisited
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