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    If I were...
    Bitched on: Thursday, June 22, 2006
    Time: 6/22/2006 10:04:00 PM

    I 'scared' some of my friends with my previous entry. Lol.
    So I made this really stupid and short entry.
    Just something I thought of out of the blue.

    If I were...

    If I were dead, my parents would be filthy rich.
    I'm freakishly overly-insured.
    Someone kill me please.

    If I were poor, I would kill myself.
    At least my family would be rich.
    Hmmm... Is that why I'm overly-insured?

    If I were rich, I would be a couch potato, feeding off daddy's money.
    Oh wait.
    I'm already doing that...
    Haha..

    If I were gay, a lot of my friends won't be surprised, I'm sure...

    If I were fat, I'll starve myself to death.
    Or I'll use a knife to slice off all my fats like ham...

    If I were a girl, I would be a slut.
    My friends can vouch for that.
    Period.

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