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If I were...
Bitched on: Thursday, June 22, 2006
Time: 6/22/2006 10:04:00 PM
I 'scared' some of my friends with my previous entry. Lol.Time: 6/22/2006 10:04:00 PM
So I made this really stupid and short entry.
Just something I thought of out of the blue.
If I were...
If I were dead, my parents would be filthy rich.
I'm freakishly overly-insured.
Someone kill me please.
If I were poor, I would kill myself.
At least my family would be rich.
Hmmm... Is that why I'm overly-insured?
If I were rich, I would be a couch potato, feeding off daddy's money.
Oh wait.
I'm already doing that...
Haha..
If I were gay, a lot of my friends won't be surprised, I'm sure...
If I were fat, I'll starve myself to death.
Or I'll use a knife to slice off all my fats like ham...
If I were a girl, I would be a slut.
My friends can vouch for that.
Period.
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