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Quote of the New Year.
Bitched on: Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Time: 1/01/2008 11:18:00 PM
Time: 1/01/2008 11:18:00 PM
After the countdown at Marina Bay, some friends and I went to one of those 24 hours Arabic-themed eateries down at Arab Street/Haji Lane. There, we ate heartily and played those silly games to pass the time. In the following conversation, I might have sounded drunk, but hey, its just me. I can get drunk without a drop of alcohol in me.
Friend: Shazi, truth or dare?
Me: Ermmm... Truth.
Friend: Would you sleep with a man for a million dollars?
Me: I'm a whore. So definitely.
Friend: A thousand?
Me: Nope. No way...
Friend: Ten thousand?
Me: Hmmm... Tempting but still nope.
Friend: A hundred thousand?
Me: You could buy a car with that much money, so yeah, I would.
Friend: So you would sleep with another guy if you could get a car with that money?
Me: Yeah. I think... Guess my ass is worth the price of a car.
So there, quote of 2008.
"My ass is worth the price of a car."
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Totally Useless Facts 2
Bitched on: Friday, December 21, 2007
Time: 12/21/2007 01:39:00 AM
Back by popular demand, its 'Totally Useless Facts'!!!Time: 12/21/2007 01:39:00 AM
- 'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.
- 'Typewriter' is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
- The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
- The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet.
- The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
- 'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'mt'.
- There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.'
- A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
- Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
- A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
- A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
- A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
- A snail can sleep for three years.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
- There are more chickens than people in the world.
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Take a break...
Bitched on: Thursday, October 18, 2007
Time: 10/18/2007 10:28:00 AM
Play this game. Its awesome, damn therapeutic.Time: 10/18/2007 10:28:00 AM
Click here.
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Chinese made easy...
Bitched on: Sunday, October 14, 2007
Time: 10/14/2007 10:47:00 PM
Taking Chinese 1 is a breeze.. I'm enjoying myself. Time: 10/14/2007 10:47:00 PM
Now I can read most of the Chinese characters in the subtitles of television shows. In fact, I get distracted reading the subtitles from the show.
So to my non-cheena friends, here are some English to Chinese translations of some simple phrases. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to understand these phrases...
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Randomness...
Bitched on: Friday, March 23, 2007
Time: 3/23/2007 12:47:00 AM
To anyone who visits NUS, there's a Ramly Burger stand in Forum (below the Central Library) which sells the best Ramly burger I have ever eaten.Time: 3/23/2007 12:47:00 AM
Firstly its humongous.
The beef (or chicken) patty is thick and succulent (and fattening). The buns are soft and adequately buttered. And the generous serving of cheese melts right into the overdose of mayo, black pepper and chili sauce. Every bite promises an explosion of surprising yet familiar tastes that lingers in your mouth for hours... *drools*
The burger tasted like something that you can get from an exotic Mediterranean or Middle Eastern restaurant even; its that good.
*Drools*... But it costs $3. A bit pricey when you compare it to other food in NUS (even Mac D's burgers are cheaper)...
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Asian Movie Marathon.
Bitched on: Friday, February 23, 2007
Time: 2/23/2007 11:01:00 PM
This semester break is for me to catch up on movies and SLEEP. Time: 2/23/2007 11:01:00 PM
Been sleeping like a log, turning in early and waking up super late. Been eating well again, so much so I gained 3kg in just a week. And I'm happy that I've gained all that weight, cause I'm trying to reach 60kg (which after months of 'weight roller coaster' seems a bit impossible).
Anyway, I've been renting DVDs and watching movies online (thank God for the Internet)... I simply love those artsy-fartsy Asian flicks.
Just the other night I had an Asian movie marathon. Watched (in this sequence) a Malaysian (Malay), then an Indonesian love story, followed by a Taiwanese-Chinese sob-story, a Korean love-triangle movie and lastly a Japanese horror movie. All without sub-titles....
Power rite?
The first Malay movie I understood obviously. Nice, loving and sad. The Indon one was a bit harder to understand (a bit too fast to catch). The Taiwanese one was sad too (my Mandarin is not that bad, ok?) But the Korean movie took the cake (I know only aroso, arachi and subeseyo... lol). I was already lost when it ended (tragically, I think...). Then I was too sleepy to be scared by the Japanese horror flick. I was yawning at all the creepy parts.
The next night I rented some chick flicks 'The Devil wears Prada', 'Step Up' and 'John Tucker Must Die'.
Surprisingly, I liked 'The Devil wears Prada'! I thought it was amazing. Really awesome!
And that Miranda character is sooooo like my tutor.
Feared. Revered. Respected. And worshipped to a certain extent.
He (yes, he) is so good at what he does, you can't blame him for demanding seemingly impossible standards. Appearance, is also important to him; so we can't look sloppy in his presence, nor can we look uncertain in his discussions.
Yeah, 'Step Up' was so-so. Didn't make me wanna dance at the end of the movie like it is supposed to. And lastly 'John Tucker Must Die' is so freaking dumb (not worth mentioning at all), killed my brain cells as I watched it.
Been watching 'Heroes' on the net. Its damn good. You must watch it. Hiro Nakamura is so 'cute'... lol.
He's the one on the extreme left. I love this show!!!!
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Again! Do I look stupid?
Bitched on: Thursday, February 08, 2007
Time: 2/08/2007 08:58:00 PM
Once again, I received spam mail. On my other email account. This time it sounds too good to be true.Time: 2/08/2007 08:58:00 PM
Lucky Winner,
NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT POWERBALL *** **** **** PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD
WINNING NOTIFICATION / FINAL NOTICE...CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT
INTERNATIONAL/WORLD GAMING BOARD. Your name attached to ticket number *** with Serial number *** drew the lucky numbers of **-**-**, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payment of 1,000,000.00 euros only, which is deposited with the United Kingdom **** in your favor as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.
It is important that keep your winning confidential to avoid people garnering your information and subsequently making claim with your winning paraphernalia information, POWERBALL **** *** **** will decline payment if such irregularity occurs.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000.00 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed for the processing of your claim with your contact telephone and fax number to begin the processing of your payment.
Is it just me or am I so unlucky (or lucky if this turns out to be true... which is highly unlikely).
Hmmm... What should I do?
PS: I'll be busy; my submission is on this coming Monday and my interim crit is on Thursday. Super busy... Busy with the FOC too. Can't wait for the mid-term break.
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Do I have 'idiot' written on my forehead?
Bitched on: Saturday, February 03, 2007
Time: 2/03/2007 01:52:00 AM
I found this mail in my Gmail email account. What the hell?Time: 2/03/2007 01:52:00 AM
Do I look stupid to you?
Dear customer
I am MR O*********, credit officer of African ***** Bank. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.
In June, 2000, a German property consultant and importer of used cars, Mr Andreas Schranner made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$20,000,000.00 (twenty Million United States Dollars only) in my branch. It was to our utter surprise that we heard of his death, wife and children in an AF4590 plane crash in July 2003. See website.
On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL, and hitherto, all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. Mr Andreas Schranner was residing at No * *********, *********, burkina faso.
I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr Andreas Schranner did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$20,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year.
No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Laws of burkina faso, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will be declared frozen and forfeited to the burkina faso Government if nobody applies to claim
the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin or business partner to Mr Andreas Schranner so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.
This is simple, I will like so that the i can prepare the necessary documents that will put you in place as the next of kin or business partner. Your role in the transaction is to send an application for claim of the funds to our bank. Then, as top officials of the bank, I shall work behind-the-scene to make sure that your application is approved by the management of the bank, and the funds transferred to your nominated bank account.
Please note that there is no iota of risks at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done legitimately and with my positions as top officials of the bank i would ensure a successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my email box.
Please send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers for easy communication.You should observe utmost CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY in this transaction,and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I will require your assistance to invest my share in your country. I look forward to your prompt response. Thanks and regards.
MR O*********
Firstly, I have to observe utmost confidentiality and secrecy? What? Is it illegal?
This is so beyond me... Really? Do people fall for this? I am to stand in as the next-of-kin, the business partner? What?
Plus with all the grammatical and spelling errors (I corrected them before posting), this email doesn't seem at all credible. And this is all the way in Africa, while I'm in Singapore. Remember the Nigerian scam? Stupid ordinary folks from Asia (and in Singapore especially) falling for the scams; while most lost a lot of money, there were a few cases of missing people after leaving for Nigeria.
Incredible, and I'm supposed to do this secretly? What do you take me for? An idiot?
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Totally Useless Facts.
Bitched on: Monday, January 08, 2007
Time: 1/08/2007 11:06:00 PM
I was gyming the other day and there were two unbelievably geekish guys there as well. One was scrawny and the other was simply put, obese. Don't get me wrong, I welcome diversity to the gym but if you hog the weights and chat incessantly about everything under the sun instead of using the weights you hog, then I have a problem with you. Time: 1/08/2007 11:06:00 PM
They were university students I think, NUS maybe. Either Science or Arts. They looked as geekish as Science students and were as noisy as Arts student; no offence... muahahah.
So, anyway, they had probably irritated a lot of people to the extent that no one (and this was obvious) was exercising at their corner. It was like a ring of emptiness had formed around them (despite the otherwise crowded gym).
And seriously, I felt like throwing a couple of dumb-bells at their dumb heads.
Chat somewhere else won't you? And stop hogging the weights. Grrr...
They were talking about the Iraqi war, Israel occupation, WWII, Bush and a whole lot of other political and war-related topics like they were some kind of analysts. And that was damn irritating!!! Bloody asses. And one of the them - the fat one - liked to end whatever he was saying with, "its so funny."
Like, "The Palestinians were throwing stones and the Israel soldiers retaliated with tanks and gunfire; that's so funny," or "The American casualty in Iraq is more than the casualty in the 911 attacks, it's so funny," or "They fired home-made bombs and shouted 'Allahu Akbar', and that's funny."
Bloody insensitive imbeciles...
Such an embarrassment to all of NUS.
*spit* puii...
If you want to be as irritating as them, try all this irritating and completely useless facts (courtesy of the washroom at Settler's Cafe). Sure to drive anyone within earshot to feel like strangling your smart-assed neck.
- People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
- All babies are colour blind when they are born.
- Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.
- People with darker skin will not wrinkle as much as people with lighter skin.
- Monopoly is the best-selling board game in the world.
- A snail can sleep for 3 days.
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
- The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself being chased by one, run in a zigzag line.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Quotes of 2006.
Bitched on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Time: 1/02/2007 06:27:00 PM
Time: 1/02/2007 06:27:00 PM
"It was an accident so stupid. It was like running with a pencil." - Terri Irwin, wife of the late Steve Irwin who died from a jab of a stingray through his heart on 4th September.
"First, just if I might correct a misperception, I don't think we ever said - at least I know I didn't say that there was a direct connection between September the 11th and Saddam Hussein." - US President George W. Bush after claiming in a 2003 speech that there was indeed a direct link between Saddam and 911 to justify the Iraq invasion. The death toll of Americans in Irag has now surpassed the death toll of the 911 attacks.
"The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." -George W. Bush, in one of his many not-so-intelligent speeches. But you have to give it to the man, he does keep his promises.
"It was inexcusable. I apologise. But I can't regret what I did because it would mean that he was right to say all that."
"I am a man and some words are harder to hear than actions. I would rather have taken a blow to the face than hear that." - both quoted from Zinedine Zidane, who was 'apologising' for his headbutt on Italian defender Marco Materazzi in the World Cup final.
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The First for 2007.
Bitched on: Monday, January 01, 2007
Time: 1/01/2007 02:15:00 AM
I saw this as one of my friends' MSN nick: Time: 1/01/2007 02:15:00 AM
"I just took my first shit in 2007."That cracked me up. Lol.
So this is my first shit too...
Cheers everyone. Enjoy the new year.
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Kinda like me...
Bitched on: Saturday, December 16, 2006
Time: 12/16/2006 12:47:00 AM
Time: 12/16/2006 12:47:00 AM
Mr. Eraser by ~john-alan on deviantART
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I have my own font!
Bitched on: Sunday, November 19, 2006
Time: 11/19/2006 02:23:00 AM
Do you have one of those nights when you can't sleep and you are just surfing the net for the lamest stuff (on YouTube, I-am-bored.com, blog surfing, porn... I mean online news... erm... who am I kidding...)?Time: 11/19/2006 02:23:00 AM
Anyway, ever tried googling your name? I'm sure you have. So here's what I found out about mine:
There is this font called
.
There is this font called
. No shit. Here's what all the letters look like:
Wow..............................
Apparently, SHAZI was inspired by the beautiful anthropomorphic calligraphy by an Iranian artist of the same name, 1210-11 A.D.
Now that's historical!
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Take a trip down memory lane.
Bitched on: Sunday, October 22, 2006
Time: 10/22/2006 02:20:00 AM
To those of you born in the 1970s or 1980s, take a trip down memory lane... Time: 10/22/2006 02:20:00 AM
You would remember brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time.
You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with some coloured mug.
The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times (vertically, not horizontally).
You paid 40 cents for a packet of Chocolate or Strawberry milk every week in class.
You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.
SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats were made of wood and the cushion was red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEP when pressed. More importantly, bus fares barely reached 50 cents.
There used to be colourful tickets for TIBS buses. The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punched a hole in the ticket.
Envelopes were given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day.
Every Children's day and National day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.
You grew up watching He-man, Captain Planet, Transformers, Silver Hawk, Kimba the White Lion and Mickey Mouse. Not forgeting Ninja Turtles, My Little Pony, Gummy Bears, BananaMan, Power Rangers (the dinosaur ones), Gloworms and Smurfs too...
You've probably read Young Generation magazine.
You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.
And you solved the mysteries of the Bookworm gang with Smarty, Mimi, Simone and Samseng.
Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven were probably the thickest story books you thought you would ever read. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.
There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.
Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.
Your English workbooks were made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper.
Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.
We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.
Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John (eternalized in our minds) from the Mathematics textbooks?
You barely bat an eyelid when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl. Either that or you protest violently and call the other girl or boy smelly, wet, disgusting or all of the above.
There were at least 40 people in one class.
In Primary Six you had to play 'buddy' to the younger kids like big sister and brother.
Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"
Lets face it, they were all bullies who were good at sucking up to teachers.
Speaking of teachers, teachers hit you... hard... and parents encouraged that. Public caning was a norm.
School dismissal timings were normally around 1 pm for the morning session and 6pm for the afternoon session.
After school, you longed to buy tibits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), and Tora (50 cents per box), that came with a toy which differs every week. Not forgetting the 15 cents animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the huge 'diamond' on the ring.
Forget card games, 'catching' was the game you can play anywhere, anytime (even on the school bus).
Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.
Or catch fighting spiders and battle them with friends.
If spiders were too 'scary', we substitute them with rectangular erasers with flags of some exotic countries.
Zeropoint and fivestones were a hit with the girls.
There was once the craze for Tamiya cars and toy dispensers where you had to slot in a coin and twist the knob, while your other hand anticipated the toy to appear.
20 cents for colourful rubber balls (that are super bouncy) and 50 cents / 1 dollar for toys in plastic egg shells.
Colourful waterbottles (with some distorted Disney cartoon characters) were slinged around your neck and it was a must-have everywhere you go.
We wore BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.
Large, colourful schoolbags (around the same size as lil' you) were carried around (and then passed on to your mummy to carry for you after school).
You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable.
Cute, isn't it?
Bloggers Note: Courtesy of Suhaila, with my own editing.
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The One that will make you go, "EEWW!!!"
Bitched on: Monday, July 31, 2006
Time: 7/31/2006 08:17:00 PM
My brain's not working today.Time: 7/31/2006 08:17:00 PM
So here's some crap.
See this site.
Sure to make you go... EEWW!!!
Don't thank me. Thank Don and Drew.
I went to their website to see their podcast and stuff since they are no longer on air.
And it was one of their 'recommended' sites.
To those who don't know, last Sunday was their last time airing the 'Don and Drew' show.
Though I have to admit, I didn't tune in much, I am a big fan of thier 'songs'.
'My Valentine'. 'The Mutton Song'.
'Ramlee Burger' especially.
And have I ever told you I know Andrew Crothers?
He is my drama teacher's hubby.
First time I saw him (back then he was still her 'friend') I was awestruck by how TALL he is.
And he is super creative and talented, musically.
And he is just as lame as he is on air...
He is the voice.
He is the one you always hear on TV and radio during the commercials and jingles.
Anyway, back to the 'crappy' site.
The first time I saw the site I almost barfed...
YUCKS!
Just thought it was my duty to share this with ya all.
lol...
For the adventurous, try rating all this while eating your dinner...
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Jealous. So so jealous.
Bitched on: Thursday, July 20, 2006
Time: 7/20/2006 05:10:00 PM
I blame it on uni.Time: 7/20/2006 05:10:00 PM
I have been so preoccupied with trying to save money before my school starts, I have neglected my one true love, travelling!!!
ARGH!!!
I really love travelling.
I mean, I may not have done much of it but when I do, I do enjoy myself to the max...
I have had lots of offers from friends to go diving with them in the beaches of Phuket or Redang.
Or go laze around on the beaches of Batam or Bali.
Or shopping in sunny Bangkok or Hong Kong.
Go backpacking in the snowy regions of Japan.
Or spend a week relaxing in Perth.
But, sigh... I have to turn them down.
All to save money for myself...
If only I was super thick-skinned to use my parents' money... (I'm jealous, so bite me... rich SOBs)
And I hate holidaying with family.
My parents' idea of a holiday is heading down to JB.
And we do that almost every weekend!!!
ARGH!!!!
I'm sick of Malaysia (pardon me Malaysians, but I really have to say this).
I'm sick of JB. I'm sick of KL.
My parents had to drag me down to JB just last weekend.
I had a black face throughout the entire trip...
I made a promise to myself never to step into the country until I go to another country.
Any country!
I love Malaysia, I do. But I'm sick of heading there to 'unwind', dammit.
If I'm lucky, we'll head down to Jakarta, Indonesia.
But I'm sick of it too...
ARGH!!!
My mum is so fussy when it comes to food and lodging (hence the 'Malay' countries).
And she's always making excuses that this country is not safe and stuff ( So, no Thailand, Cambodia or India... Now add Indonesia to the list).
Bombings, natural disasters, political and ethnic tensions (all the excuses in the world...)
She'll start snapping when I suggest other countires to travel to and then proceed to tell me a recent (often made-up) disaster in the country.
Furthermore, with my parents, shopping is always taking up most of the itinerary and lying on the beach or soaking in the country's culture are hardly their ideas for a holiday (So, no Bali, add the bombings excuse, and no Phuket, add the tsunami excuse too...)
And my parents are really cheap when it comes to holidaying (hence no Europe, US, Dubai or wadeva)...
So the closest I have come to a 'cold' country was Taiwan and that was thanks to Army (I loved my time there).
For a 20 year old, I admit (on my blog, for the world to see, and I'm embarrassed by this) that I have never seen snow, like in, 'live', in the 'flesh' or wadeva you use for snow.
I know some of you readers from countries blessed with the 4 seasons are probably going, "WHAT??!!"
Yes, I have never seen snow.
And one of these days, I hope to eventually see those beautiful white landscapes you see on postcards, catch a snowflake on my tongue, have snowball fights or make snow angels (all the cliche stuff you see white kids do on TV)
And one thing which really makes me jealous more than anything else in the world is seeing people putting pictures of themselves in faraway exotic lands on their Friendster or MSN.
Korea, Dubai, Japan, France, Australia or the States.
ARGH!!!!!!!!!
I am so jealous!!!!
And here I am looking at their pictures on my computer in my home in sunny dull Singapore!
But nothing takes the cake like this dude here.
Its called 'Where the Hell is Matt?'
He's is so funny. Duncha think?
And there is a Part 2, ya know.
Kinda makes me wonder, "Where the Hell did he get the money from?"
I am still so inspired whenever I see this video.
I can't help but to dream of being a Matt (not a mat, hor)
I want to travel the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why must it be so expensive??????????????
Stupid stupid broke me...
Say what you want, call me bratty, whinny or wadeva.
I don't care.
I want to go jet-setting around the globe one day.
I want to shop in Rodeo Drive, NOT Orchard Road.
I want to scuba dive in the Maldives, NOT Sentosa.
I want to catch a show in the Sydney Opera House, NOT in LIDO...
And I want to see all the seven wonders of the world...
Lastly, I want to visit Ground Zero in the US, on my birthday (if you think I'm weird, just so you know, my birthdate also happens to be September 11th, hence the 911 in my email)...
I will travel the world one day. Alone, if I have too.
Mark. My. Words.
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If I were...
Bitched on: Thursday, June 22, 2006
Time: 6/22/2006 10:04:00 PM
I 'scared' some of my friends with my previous entry. Lol.Time: 6/22/2006 10:04:00 PM
So I made this really stupid and short entry.
Just something I thought of out of the blue.
If I were...
If I were dead, my parents would be filthy rich.
I'm freakishly overly-insured.
Someone kill me please.
If I were poor, I would kill myself.
At least my family would be rich.
Hmmm... Is that why I'm overly-insured?
If I were rich, I would be a couch potato, feeding off daddy's money.
Oh wait.
I'm already doing that...
Haha..
If I were gay, a lot of my friends won't be surprised, I'm sure...
If I were fat, I'll starve myself to death.
Or I'll use a knife to slice off all my fats like ham...
If I were a girl, I would be a slut.
My friends can vouch for that.
Period.
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Father's Day, the Hard Gay way.
Bitched on: Saturday, June 17, 2006
Time: 6/17/2006 11:52:00 PM
The entry title is so wrong....Time: 6/17/2006 11:52:00 PM
Don't think dirty here. Cause its really not.
For the benefit of those really suakoo (clueless), Hard Gay is a character in this Japanese entertainment show.
His full name is Razor Ramon Sumitani or Hard Gay (HG for short).
I have no idea if he is exactly gay but that is besides the point. Who cares.
Cause he is so funny.
Shaking and thrusting his pelvis (at any guy's face or butt area) ala Ricky Martin.
Pole dancing or gyrating suggestively around people (even kids are not spared)!
He is so sick (but funny sick..)
Oh my God, the Japanese are a really funny bunch.
I have always thought they were conservative until my friends showed me Hard Gay. They are so cool about it.
Say! Say! Say!!!
Damn funny.
Here are more episodes.
See the ones with English subtitles or the Bakafish ones.
Enjoy.
Hard-0 Gei!!
Hooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Have I seen you before?
Bitched on: Monday, April 17, 2006
Time: 4/17/2006 12:17:00 AM
Has anyone told you that you look familiar? Or that you look like someone famous? Time: 4/17/2006 12:17:00 AM
Do you have groupies or the paparazzi hounding you wherever you go?
Ever sworn you see a Hollywood hunk or a Bollywood babe staring back at you whenever you look into a mirror?
Or you had this gut feeling that you and Jude Law were twins seperated at birth.
I sure did.
And I was right. I got all my proof from this website that we are in fact twins. See for yourself. And gawk at the resemblance.
Amazed? I wasn't.
Betrayed? I was.
I knew it right from the start, my parents hid something from me! Imagine that, my twin, a multi-millionaire celebrity hailing from the UK...
Ya RITE... Haha. So bullshit...
But I have to admit it was really fun anticipating the results and laughing my crap out when I saw the results.
Turns out, my picture was 67% similiar to that of Jude Law's. Go figure...
My other twin?
Try Latino heart-throb, Antonio Banderas.
Or check out my long lost sister, Zhang Ziyi or Ziyi Zhang, wadeva your name is, sis. You may be unwelcomed back in China but you are always welcome to my home, sis.
Other laugh-out-loud-till-I-piss-in-my-pants celebrities who bear resemblance to me (or should it be the other way round?) include Ashton Kutcher and Tiger Woods.
Convinced?
Haha... Bullcrap.
Still think you are born from the same womb as Demi Moore or Tom Cruise?
Or you were made from the same cookie cutter as Maggie Q or Wong Bin?
Confirm your suspicions by going to this website.
Try it out. You have to register though. No worries, its free.
Just upload your pictures and the site will match your face to their list of celebrities'. (No pictures of yourself with sunglasses though, and your face has to be easily detectable)
Warning: Only for the super shameless and have nothing better to do. Haha... That's me.
Closer to home, I do have a 'twin'. He is actually a good friend's boyfriend (hope he doesn't mind I post his picture). Haha..
Will the real Slim sHa-Z please stand up?
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Instructions for Dummies
Bitched on: Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Time: 4/05/2006 03:06:00 PM
Here's something I came across in this really retarded website recommended by a really retarded (kidding) friend of mine. LoL...Time: 4/05/2006 03:06:00 PM
If you like retarded things... see this retarded (I like the word, OK?) site.
Here's just some things to crack you up.
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those pesky 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm... something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand or.... stump if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
Finally, my favourite instruction:
DON'T CLICK HERE!
(Sure, like I'm gonna do that... I mean what can go wrong? Just try it... *click)
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