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Singledoom...
Bitched on: Thursday, February 22, 2007
Time: 2/22/2007 01:27:00 AM
So this is the entry I have been dying to post. My 'date' profile.Time: 2/22/2007 01:27:00 AM
Muahaha...
My friends have been wondering why I'm still single, well, honestly, I don't have a clue too. Maybe I'm too picky. Or maybe I have low self esteem, fearful of rejection. My female friends told me I have a fear of commitment. Whatever it is, I'm not gay. Period.
Well, I think I'm not bad on the looks department (I hear a lot of people barfing onto their laps at this very moment) but yeah, I'm gonna be shameless for once (for once?) and blog this, I notice that I do get the attention of some ladies (and men...) whenever I walk into a room. Just the other day at Changi beach, I noticed a group of teenage minahs 'gawking' (haha... couldn't stop myself from using the word) at me. Wait, did I just say Changi? Might be trannies for all I know...
But that's the problem, I attract the wrong kind of girls. Minahs, teenagers or simply fuglies... Or am I just being fussy?
First of all, minahs. They are a major turn-off for me. I'm not saying all Malay girls are minahs. Actually, I define minahs as those whose English cannot make it, religion cannot make it and face lagi cannot make it (hence the super thick make-up and revealing clothes)... I like girls who are decent, well educated (fluent English a must) and pleasant-looking.
I would be lying if I say looks don't matter. But neither am I so shallow as to say she has to be devilishly hot. Pleasant-looking. That's the keyword here, people.
Currently I have this major major crush on this girl in my course (ALL my other course mates know this, except for her... I hope). She is super hot (I think she is just perfect... *gush*)! And I'm a complete grinning idiot whenever I'm around her. Now, I'm trying a new tactic, I would 'ignore' her when I'm around her (but she doesn't even know I exist... haiz...). Anyway, all the people in my course from studio 1 to 9 know about this supposedly secret crush. And a friend of mine even voice recorded me gushing about her (without me knowing of course) and my friends are 'blackmailing' me with it. In a nutshell, drop-dead-gorgeous girls are very intimidating.
In fact, I would honestly say that I would rank character above looks. Naturally bubbly girls are a major turn-on for me. A plain girl with super personality; funny, chatty and charming (not to be confused with flirtatious) would win hands down against a gorgeous but cold bitch.
Another shortcoming of mine (other than hot girls can scare me) is that I look younger than my age (I'm 22 this year; yet I can pass off as 17!). Being shorter than the average guy also sucks too. Grrr.... Damn this youthful face. Muahaha...
That's why age also plays a part (though not knowingly). I tend to like older girls or girls my age (never younger girls). Dependant and clingy girls are a definite no-no. And young girls equate 'need for pampering' and that sucks...
I'm not saying that I won't pamper my girlfriend, in fact I would gladly spend on her per se. That said though, I would need a girl who knows how to curb my spending ways (instead of worsening it on her).
Well, other than being a spendthrift, other negative qualities of mine include being headstrong (another word for stubborn), cheeky and crude (sexual innuendos are my expertise), shameless (*camera whore alert*), bitchy (they don't call me he-bitch for no reason) and very dumb (yes, gullible himbo, that's me... I have plenty of loser moments too).
Negative qualities aside, I think I'm quite a laid back guy, who has a lot of hobbies (but no time to do any of them). I think I'm funny and spontaneous. I'm also a faithful and dependable friend who you can always count on. I might look arrogant at first but I'm actually kinda goofy and loser-y. So, ladies, drop me a message if you're interested.
Kidding lah...
I'm not that desperate. Lol...
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