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    Gimme less...
    Bitched on: Monday, September 24, 2007
    Time: 9/24/2007 12:42:00 PM

    The whole world must have known by now about Brit's major flop at the MTV Awards.

    Her lackluster dancing, her unconvincing lip-syncing and of course her not-as-taut-as-it-used-to-be-body.

    Inevitably, everybody was ready to shred her into pieces after that performance. Even her "I looked like a fat pig" comment backstage didn't help make things better. Seems like the whole world turned their backs on her.

    All cept for probably one guy. Meet Chris Crocker.




    Funny at the end he (yes... its a HE) says, "Leave Britney Spears alone, right, now!! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me. Because she's not well right now."

    Dude, you are seriously not well right now too..

    Last I heard, the dude's gonna have his own TV show. Oh the humanity..
    Britney dear, how can we leave you alone looking like that. Get a tip or two from Christina Aguilera next time, the stripper-look is so passe and wearing a classy corset wouldn't hurt.


    This guy is HILARIOUS. Super bitchy!!! Lol...

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    Its all the rage.
    Bitched on: Sunday, February 25, 2007
    Time: 2/25/2007 12:14:00 AM

    Britney... Poor girl... She must really hate the paparazzi.
    Who could blame her? These paparazzo are like the scums of a celeb's otherwise perfect world.
    Bad marriage. Bad hair-do (or lack of it). Poor girl just lost it.



    What's the deal with these paparazzo? They pry into celebrities' lives. Take pictures of every single unglamorous day-to-day things these stars do and sell them to the highest bidder. The uglier the stars, the better.

    Channel 5 recently showed 'Stars Without Make-Up' during the Chinese New Year holidays (shame on you, Channel 5, for showing us garbage). Its like Entertainment Tonight (another disastrous show) but worst; its much more tasteless.

    Who wants to see some has-been celebrities' cellulite? Or their faces without make-up in the first place? So what if they carry their own groceries or if they jog in unflattering spandex?

    Why this urge to know that these rich celebs actually do what we do? They stuff their faces with carb-free crap, so what? They look ugly without make-up, who doesn't?

    They are people too. But richer, maybe.
    But they still shit like we do, don't they?

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    Happy Pig Year
    Bitched on: Sunday, February 18, 2007
    Time: 2/18/2007 01:05:00 PM

    Here's wishing Happy Year of the Pig to all my Chinese friends and readers.

    Opps... I meant to put this

    Who could blame me? Its hard not to see the resemblance.
    Lol...
    See more of the video:
    Bald Britney goes to a tattoo parlor

    Anyway, what the hell was she thinking?

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    Girl, put your panties on.
    Bitched on: Sunday, December 03, 2006
    Time: 12/03/2006 12:55:00 AM

    Looks like I'm back to my old perverted and sarcastic self.

    Bloggers Note: This entry contains nudity. If anyone is offended by any nudity (in this case Britney Spears' twice over-stretched p****), please leave. Inversely, if you are a pervert (or a closet voyeur) click on the pictures for a 'close-up'.


    Britney. Britney. Britney.

    ...

    What can I say?





    Something is seriously amiss if you need Paris (of all people!!!) to save your modesty.
    Now, that's 'hot'.

    PS: Happy Birthday, Britney Spears.
    I'm sure everyone will be buying you panties.

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    Girl Powerrrr...
    Bitched on: Thursday, November 09, 2006
    Time: 11/09/2006 02:31:00 AM

    Finally.

    Britney Spears is filling for divorce.

    Finally.

    From that no good 'loser' husband of hers, Kevin Federline.

    Finally.

    Some sense has gotten into her head.


    That's all I guess, still busy with my submission. Can't really blog much.

    But entertain yourself by reading this blog for more Britney-Kevin split and other Hollywood (admit, its entertaining to read) gossips and tabloids (recommended by a fellow bimbo).

    PS: Just wondering, when will it be Siti Nurhaliza's turn?
    She must be kicking herself in the butt after she got her 'Datuk' title for her national contributions recently.
    Siti Nurhaliza must have been thinking, "Crap, I shouldn't have been so eager to get married to Datuk K (this old businessman) to get the 'Datin' title. Now, I'm a freaking Datuk myself!"

    Kidding...

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