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Dawn Yang: Revisited.
Bitched on: Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Time: 12/19/2006 12:56:00 AM
I have to admit something. Time: 12/19/2006 12:56:00 AM
I did a really foolish thing.
Exactly a year ago.
God, I can't even believe I'm posting this entry. Haha...
You know how I would go gaa-gaa talking about Dawn Yang (or Dawn Yeo as she was known some time ago)?
Well, one year ago, on the same day, I found her Friendster profile.
And I... (God, I'm freaking ashamed of this) added her to be my friend.
But... one year passed and its still unaccepted.
Haha... What a loser. Hahaha...
And add to the embarrassment and the 'loser-ness', I wrote her a message too which is also (surprise surprise...) left unreplied for a year.
OK, don't judge me. But this was before I found out about her supposed post-surgery pictures and other controversies surrounding her. And I was seriously crazy about her then.
Now not so much...
The subject was "WOW. i found THE Goddess".
Crap. I'm even ashamed of the title.
"haha, guess you must haf a lot of fan mail and might even forgo my mail but ill try my luck nonetheless.
no you dont know me but i know you (as much as the New paper write about you, haha)
no i'm not an old balding chikopek or an office pervert on his computer 24 7, but im a plain looking guy with insecurities who stumbled on your friendster jus before i wrote this message.
i noe u r not a movie star or anything but im jus a BIG fan ever since i saw your pic on the NEW paper.
i reassure you im not a stalker or anything but i would like to be included in your large LARGE circle of friends (460 up to date, or izzit your fan mail?)
haha, i envy you a lot. u r blessed wif perfect looks,great brains and deep pockets. i hope you dun feel insulted but im sayin this whole heartedly. God must haf spent all his efforts on you and i happened to be his next work (cos He was exhausted after you haha, im so lame)
send me a mail, if u feel up to it (wat am i sayin? a goddess mailin back??)
Wow, u really r something. and wat a name too."
What the hell? Haiz.... I'm so ashamed . Hahaha.
What can I say, I do not have a way with the ladies.
I ended up sounding like a sex-crazed desperate pervert.
I ended up sounding like a sex-crazed desperate pervert.
Gosh... I should just walk around with my finger and my thumb in the shape of an L on my forehead.
But heck, after the alleged plastic surgeries and post-surgery pictures emerging to support these claims, I'm not so keen anymore (yeah sure... like she had wanted me in the first place).
Tell me, are these pictures of the same person?
Hmmm....
PS: I admit, I do reject requests of strangers to be my friends in Friendster (especially if they are freakishly ugly and delusional... hahaha...).
But hey, that's life...
I watched today's episode of 'Tyra Banks' show about how beautiful people have it easier and not so beautiful ones have it harder in life (work, how surrounding people react and respond, day-to-day stuff, etc.).
So they tried to this 'research' with two gorgeous identical twins. They had one 'uglified' (with braces and a huge fake nose) and both twins were supposed to get people walking on some street to do some sort of a survey.
And 'surprisingly' the 'uglier' twin had 0 surveyees and many people (especially guys) had no problem stopping to help the sex-kitten... I mean prettier surveying twin... with the surveys.
Haiz... Life sucks doesn't it?
So I can't wait for my chemical peel... which would be in a couple of years time (*fingers crossed*).
I can't wait to look normal...
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Estatic about Aesthetic Surgery
Bitched on: Friday, February 10, 2006
Time: 2/10/2006 07:26:00 PM
I have had my first surgery yesterday. Time: 2/10/2006 07:26:00 PM
I will be removing my stitches after a few days.
And I will have two more surgeries in the next couple of weeks before they are completely gone.
Before you lunge for the telephone to call me up and ask me how I am doing and which ward I am in, relaks..chill... I was just talking about my four wisdom teeth and their extraction surgeries.
And no the wisdom teeth in my mouth were not life-threatening like cancer or anything (but they will lead to teeth decay and eventually as you get older, a disfigured face with no teeth... euww...).
So I suppose the surgery is more of the aesthetic kind. In other words, cosmetic surgery... or (gasp) in other words plastic surgery (erm...). But I mean the extraction of the wisdom teeth will not alter my looks what so ever (I am already good looking mah..).
But I did have 'looks-altering' surgery back in JC. Well, as some of you might recall, I had a surgery to remove this ugly growth on my lower lip (the size of a five-cent coin) that suddenly popped out all of the sudden.
But back to the topic that I really wanted to talk about.
Aesthetic surgery.
It has become so common to hear stories of breast augmentation and face lifts in Hollywood and the Western countries but what about in Singapore? Will it ever become the norm here? Already in other Asian countries like Korea (South not the North, like duh..) it seems normal to have surgeries to have double eyelids and much much more (has anyone seen Harisu, THE Harisu, va-va-voom Harisu?).
Well, I did have friends who went for surgeries to have double eyelids. How about breast augmentation? Anyone out there I know had one (or two, hehe..)? I wanna feel, erm... I mean, I wanna know...
My religion forbids having any plastic surgery done on yourself unless the 'defect' is life threatening like skin grafting for third degree burns or surgery to remove a second deformed genital (sheesh..).
However, I do wonder if I could have an aesthetic surgery, what would it be?
Well, after looking at myself in the mirror for so long, I would like to make my nose smaller. You know how those people in Exreme Makeover actually do a 'nose job' (oei...don't think dirty here)? They use a hammer to break your nose into pieces and then put a cast to re-shape the nose (bring on the sledge hammer)... On second thought I will just stick to what God has given me when I was born (but of course, my nose was way smaller back then, it just grew and grew to the monster it is today)...sigh...
But what I really want is to have a chemical peel done on my skin to remove my acne scars... sigh... Melt my face right off.
Or to make myself taller. They say they break the bones of your legs, stretch them, put metal screws in the legs and eventually the bones will grow to re-attach. Or they could also dislocate your leg bones from the sockets of your pelvis to re-locate them lower... Ouch..
But whatever it is, Singapore has yet to accept the issue about having beautification surgery done to oneself. Just take a look at all the hoohah surrounding Miss Dawn Yeo (THE Dawn Yeo, va-va-voom Dawn Yeo... drools...) and her infamous plastic surgery accusations. I am not implying that she did have work done on her but look at the fury that erupted when people (especially jealous ugly ones... kidding) denounced her as "fake inside, fake outside" and post her unglamorous 'post surgery' pictures online. I smell jealousy...
Then, there were issues about certain Mediacorp artistes and their rumoured enlargements. I mean what is the big deal (pardon the pun) if people deny having work done? The bigger deal (i'm enjoying this pun) should be how can we allow the press to put these people under the magnifying glass and probe into their affairs?
They are entitled to their own personal lives. But who can blame them for being ashamed about being labelled 'fake beauties'? I mean if I had the moolah and I did have a surgery, I would flaunt it... Rite...
That would be so shallow and narcissistic.
But what really irk me is that we are defining beauty with Western standards. Why are we comparing oranges with apples? Why do we see fair white skin, sharp nose, straight hair, coloured eyes and coloured hair beautiful? Then why are we dissatisfied with slit eyes, brown or dark skin, button noses, curly hair or black eyes and hair? Read this blog entry of the one and only Miss Xialanxue (she was obviously taking a dig at our Miss Dawn Yeo, who was her 'best friend' turned punching bag after the accusations started flying about).
xlx said,
"There has been a rising trend in the media over the past couple of years to cast and star and promote eurasians and with that, the emergence of coloured contacts, hair dyes and what not....
"Why can't we be comfortable with our own unique heritage?"."
Exactly. So be proud of who you are, not what you are.
I am proud to be a Malay (who uses whitening cleanser, wears green coloured contact lenses and dreams of rebonding and dying my locks).
Haha... Kidding.
This blogger is not accusing and has not accused Miss Dawn Yeo of having gone through cosmetic surgery. Even if she did, shame on you for caring.
This blogger should not be accused of stalking her because this blogger 'stumbled' on her Friendster...
And has loads of her pix on his phone.
And bought two issues of the FHM with her on the cover.
But still doesn't know where she lives... Kidding...
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