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People I hate...
Bitched on: Sunday, June 18, 2006
Time: 6/18/2006 11:22:00 PM
A list of people I hate.Time: 6/18/2006 11:22:00 PM
Fat people wearing oh-so-skimpy clothes. Be it mini skirts for the ladies or sleeveless for both guys and gals, one word to sum it all up, CELLULITE.
This is one time that the rule, "If you got them, flaunt them," doesn't apply...
People with B.O. (body odour), you should be locked up in your house, better yet, in your shower so you will be trained to shower, you stinking PIG!
People who tap their EZ link cards at the bus' exit when they just boarded the bus (or some other stops even though they are not alighting there).
SO DISHONEST.
If you are doing it, stop! You are robbing the bus drivers of hard earned money, you cheating swine.
Old perverts who stare at your ehem... when you are peeing beside them in urinals.
(Close male friends will notice that I will always pee in cubicles because of this phobia.)
These chikopeks (perverts) have nothing better to do izzit?
Stare what stare? Kanasai!
My c*ck bigger than yours. Jealous izzit? CCB!
Those bengs and mats that give my former alma mater, Commonwealth Secondary School, a BAD name.
The shorts are not meant to be bermudas and the pants are not meant to be tapered! Yucks! So distasteful.
Lians and minahs are also guilty. Skirts are so amazingly short (who's complaining?).
Those nerds and geeks that give my other former alma mater, National Junior College, a BAD name.
The pants are not supposed to be high up to your navel lah...
Pull up to your nipples, why don't you?
And the girls' skirts? Covers below the knee! WDF? (now I'm complaining).
Those bloody retarded MRT train passengers who instead of giving you way when you are alighting, they elbow, block and shove you back into the train as they jostle to board the train.
Stupid morons.
I don't care if you are old or tired, you are brainless!!
People who talk, tease or comment on my complexion out of the blue.
You insensitive imbecile.
My sis especially. Stupid bitch (kidding, I love you).
Doesn't apply to my doctor.
But it applies to dim-witted salespersons.
Bloody kentangs or bananas who are ashamed of being Singaporeans, adopt fake Western accents, lament about living in Singapore and look down on everything Asian but 'idolize' anything Western.
I say, MIGRATE lah, you bloody ingrates.
GET LOST.
Especially white-dick-worshipping-women like SPG, Miss Izzy.
Those naive greedy money-hungry idiots from MLM (multi-level marketing) who trick job-seekers like me into coming down for their 'interviews'!!!
WDF?
You all should be banned from advertising the 'jobs' in classifieds!
Those naive greedy money-hungry idiotic friends from MLM who force MLM down your throat.
WDF?
Meet for coffee, my ass lah...
My pee and shit you want?
Get a decent job lah!
Annoying kaypoh (busybody) relatives who take pleasure in gossiping about some other relative.
"His CPF how much ah?"
"Not married but so touchy, tsk tsk."
"I wish they would call off the engagement."
Or worst, they will badmouth them.
Calling them liars or crazy.
Blood is thicker than water, my ass.
Wait till their daughter ends up having a 'shot-gun' marriage or the son comes out of the closet, would they like it if other people gossip about them?
People who talk so freaking loudly on the phone.
Trade-in the phone and GET A HEARING AID!!!
Racist bastards who discriminate against other races.
I've seen people covering their noses when a foreign worker sits beside them once.
Halo?
Banglas (Bangladeshi workers) are people too. They have feelings too!
You would also smell just as bad, toiling under the hot sun, wouldn't you, you pampered spoilt bratts / bitches.
Politicians.
Especially if their fathers were previously one too.
Prime minister or president, you are only in office because of daddy...
Opps, have I just killed two birds with one stone?
People who hate me.
I HATE YOU!!!
And what's wrong with you?
Nobody hates me.
NO ONE.
No one...
NO ONE...
Labels: ugly Singaporean
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