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Totally Useless Facts.
Bitched on: Monday, January 08, 2007
Time: 1/08/2007 11:06:00 PM
I was gyming the other day and there were two unbelievably geekish guys there as well. One was scrawny and the other was simply put, obese. Don't get me wrong, I welcome diversity to the gym but if you hog the weights and chat incessantly about everything under the sun instead of using the weights you hog, then I have a problem with you. Time: 1/08/2007 11:06:00 PM
They were university students I think, NUS maybe. Either Science or Arts. They looked as geekish as Science students and were as noisy as Arts student; no offence... muahahah.
So, anyway, they had probably irritated a lot of people to the extent that no one (and this was obvious) was exercising at their corner. It was like a ring of emptiness had formed around them (despite the otherwise crowded gym).
And seriously, I felt like throwing a couple of dumb-bells at their dumb heads.
Chat somewhere else won't you? And stop hogging the weights. Grrr...
They were talking about the Iraqi war, Israel occupation, WWII, Bush and a whole lot of other political and war-related topics like they were some kind of analysts. And that was damn irritating!!! Bloody asses. And one of the them - the fat one - liked to end whatever he was saying with, "its so funny."
Like, "The Palestinians were throwing stones and the Israel soldiers retaliated with tanks and gunfire; that's so funny," or "The American casualty in Iraq is more than the casualty in the 911 attacks, it's so funny," or "They fired home-made bombs and shouted 'Allahu Akbar', and that's funny."
Bloody insensitive imbeciles...
Such an embarrassment to all of NUS.
*spit* puii...
If you want to be as irritating as them, try all this irritating and completely useless facts (courtesy of the washroom at Settler's Cafe). Sure to drive anyone within earshot to feel like strangling your smart-assed neck.
- People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
- All babies are colour blind when they are born.
- Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.
- People with darker skin will not wrinkle as much as people with lighter skin.
- Monopoly is the best-selling board game in the world.
- A snail can sleep for 3 days.
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
- The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
- The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
- Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself being chased by one, run in a zigzag line.
- A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
- Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
- 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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