Bitched on: Saturday, May 12, 2007 Time: 5/12/2007 11:46:00 PM
Two Singaporean Army servicemen were killed in Taiwan when a fighter jet crashed at a military base in Hukou on Friday.
3rd Sergeant Isz Sazli Sapari, a 19-year-old SAF personnel, was accorded a full military funeral at the Pusara Abadi Cemetery in Lim Chu Kang today.
Arrangements are underway to transport the remains of the other deceased, Private Fan Yao Jin back to Singapore on Sunday. He too will be accorded a full military funeral.
Two of the nine servicemen injured in the Taiwanese fighter jet crash at a military base in Hukou on Friday are back in Singapore. Both suffered second and third degree burns up to 50% of their body.
This Blogger says: Rest in peace, brothers. Notice that in every news report, they choose to use the word 'remains' instead of the usual 'bodies'.
British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that he would leave office on June 27 after a decade in power.
This Blogger says: Isn't Tony Blair the name of Bush's dog?
Taiwan Premier Su Tseng-chang shocked the ruling party with his resignation Saturday less than a week after he lost the primary for the 2008 presidential election.
This Blogger says: Is it the trend nowadays to resign suddenly?
YouTube.com is banned in Thailand not once but twice.
Thailand has blocked YouTube for a second time, due to a video mocking King Bhumibol Adulyadej. According to Reuters, Thailand’s Communications Minister Sitthichai Pookaiyaudom had YouTube blocked after their requests to Google to have the clip taken down were ignored.
The first time YouTube was blocked in Thailand was possibly for showing related to clips from a CNN interview that features Thailand’s ex-Prime Minister Thaksin.
The clip is not only “offensive” to Thailand’s monarchy, but has been criticized by several Buddhists as well, because of the clip’s showing a pair of women’s feet (the lowest part of the body) above the head (the highest part of the body).
Criticizing royalty in Thailand is a crime punishable by up to 15 years in jail.
This Blogger says: I'm not going to show the offensive video here. I still want to go Thailand for holidays you know.
Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days
In March 2007, the Los Angeles City's Attorney's Office claimed that Hilton violated the terms of her DUI (Driving Under Influence) probation by speeding without her headlights on, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in a correctional facility for violating her probation, and she is required to begin her jail term by June 5, 2007 or risk a doubling of her sentence.
This Blogger says: Her sister Nicky has started a chain of boutique hotels, maybe Paris should start her own chain of boutique prisons. Hilton Prisons. That's hot.
PS: Can't wait for the new season of Simple Life. Nicole Ritchie and her have patched up and are currently shooting another season: A Simple Prison Life.
Singapore A-list Mediacorp actor Christopher Lee was sentenced to a month's jail
He was also disqualified from driving for three years and fined $4,500 for DUI and hit-and-run. He had hit a motorcycle which was in front of his car. The rider and his pillion rider fell. Lee drove off and stopped some distance away. Instead of helping them, he got into his car and drove off.
This Blogger says: Jail that coward's arse. And what's $4,500 to that overpaid talentless chicken?
Bitched on: Friday, February 16, 2007 Time: 2/16/2007 12:43:00 AM
Am I missing something or is this voice recording supposed to be funny?
My friends were pissing their pants off laughing (not literally, otherwise the studio would have stunk) but really, is it funny? Or just plain wrong?
The pranksters (assholes, I think; original, but assholes nevertheless) have clearly crossed the line; pissing off the waiter of some Indian Muslim restaurant.
I admit, I laughed a bit... a lot actually...and I'm ashamed... But I still don't understand what's so extremely funny about it?
Is it the guy's thick accent? Is it the persistent 'pork' joke? Or is it because of how the guy blew his top off?
Despite whatever reason, I just think its very racist, insensitive and extremely immature. What pleasures did they (the pranksters, and the people watching) get from this? These imbeciles recorded it, uploaded it onto Youtube; surely they want to be heard, and popularised.
Does this count as racism? Or harassment?
So I'm still wondering if this intolerable act is supposed to be funny. We're in Singapore, for God's sake...
In China, for example, the media (newspapers, tv, wadeva) is not showing any images of pigs (despite the coming lunar new year; 'year of the pig') so as not to offend the Muslim minority of the country. But we're not doing that in Singapore, are we?
In fact, we are laughing at that fact; making that sensitive issue a joke. Stop taking our religious harmony for granted, I say.
PS: Wishing Happy 'Pork' New Year to all my Chinese friends.
Bitched on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 Time: 12/20/2006 02:42:00 PM
Feeling sick today. Sigh... damn weather. Finally saw the sun today. It was raining cats and dogs (and pigs and cows and chickens and the entire animal kingdom) yesterday.
It was probably the 2nd most rainiest day in Singapore (ever recorded!!). I saw in the news (fine... I happened to watch it just at the moment I turned on the TV) that it rained more yesterday than the average rainfall for the month of December last year!!!
Unbelievable...
Or maybe I got the facts all wrong. I wasn't really paying attention (its a wonder how I do well in school...).
Many areas in Singapore were flooded (up to waist deep even). Something is seriously screwed up with the weather nowadays.
Plus I was nearly killed by the flood yesterday on my way to gym!!! (gasp!!!)
Ermm... Actually I was trying to avoid an ankle-deep puddle by the side a T-junction. Instead of just stepping of the kerb (where the puddle was), I tried jumping over the puddle. And this car which was turning out from the right took too small a turn, nearly knocking me down in the process. Ass...
I can just imagine today's headlines if that happened: Boy killed by flood Boy killed avoiding puddle.
Here's how bad the floods are at some places. This one is at Thompson Road (I think) where my mum likes to shop for her potted flowers (which will always end up flowerless and eventually 'leaveless' for sure...)
Plus, its so damn cold. I now walk around my house wearing socks (damn icy marble floor!!).
Last words: Unemployed and bored during the holidays. My life sucks... So, what a guy like me to do to get a life?
Simple, get a second life. I have been playing this game called Second Life. You all should try it.
I got my sisters addicted to it. My first sis is now a lesbian erotic dancer and my second sis is a shopaholic 'escort'. As for me, I'm a 1.9metre-tall-blonde-struggling-reporter (search for me- Ezan Nakamura). You can change your appearance to anything you want. You can wear anything you want. You can choose to work or if you are like my sisters, flirt to get money (easier for girls to play this game).
You can do anything you want (even fly!!!). Its really cool. So look for me and I can take you shopping for clothes (some are free, most are not) and clubbing. Or visit zoos and museums. Strip clubs and nudist beach (real graphic mature stuff).
Best online game since erm... I don't really play online games...
Plus, its free. Or you can also choose to pay (via credit cards) to get a premium account which lets you start with L$1000 and subsequently you get more money monthly.
Which is not really necessary, cause if 'you' have tops with plunging necklines and huge knockers (like my sisters' characters), 'men' will pay for everything.
Bitched on: Monday, November 13, 2006 Time: 11/13/2006 11:06:00 PM
Finally, my submission is OVER!!!
Yay! And I haven't slept in 3 days. Seriously. *yawn* I need to sleep now, 'll blog some other day once I have slept all the hours I have lost. Which would be in a few days time. I'll just leave you with a couple of funny commercials from amazing Thailand (we watched them to de-stress during the past few days of hell).
Bitched on: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 Time: 11/01/2006 02:10:00 AM
Sigh...
Had a talk with a friend of mine about CCAs (co-curricular activities) and stuff. Seems like a lot of people have lives outside their academic life and I have none. Salsaing, rock-wall climbing, deejaying... and what do I have? Blogging... blah...
I'm bored out of my mind...
I want to dance, dammit! FYI (For your information) I got into NUS Blast about a month ago. NUS Blast is this hip hop dance group in the university which is really awesome. But I can't join this semester cause my the dance practices would clash with my tutorials... So I have to join next semester.
Mind you, its damn hard to get into the NUS Blast thingy, OK? Over a hundred auditioned and I think less than a fifth got in. And the audition was tough too; we had to perform a 2 minutes performance which we learnt like 15 minutes before.
And amazingly, I got through. Haha... I have never danced hip hop ever (cept for this really short performance back in secondary school) and I have never learnt it (as in for CCAs or outside).
The only 'official' dance background I had was from (..don't laugh...) Malay dance back in NJC (National Junior College). I joined it for the SYF (Singapore Youth Festival) and the CCA points that come along with it when we bagged Gold Award for our performance at the SYF Central Judging (...who's laughing now?).
Anyway, it wasn't the *shake here shake there* traditional dance, it was the contemporary type, with thick bamboo poles (not the sort to hang clothes out) and some climbing and jumping about.
Anyway, that's not what I wanted to blog about. My intention is to lament how I am so swamped with my architecture course right now that I might have to shelve the idea of dancing for NUS Blast, not just for one semester, but for good...
Sigh... Whenever I watch ' So you think you can dance', I'm like always, "yeah, I can do that... if I had the time..." I so envy them. They look so... super amazing. Dammit! I want to dance.
And I aspire to be like these guys. Prepix from Korea. They are FREAKING AMAZING!
This one is called Mirror Story.
And this is called Fantasy Performance. I love the part at 03:15/04:08. So Matrix!!! Loves it!!!
And Wade Robson is like 'GOD'.
His performance at the recent Overdrive at Esplanade, Singapore. Shivers down my spine...
Bitched on: Saturday, May 12, 2007 Time: 5/12/2007 11:46:00 PM
Two Singaporean Army servicemen were killed in Taiwan when a fighter jet crashed at a military base in Hukou on Friday.
3rd Sergeant Isz Sazli Sapari, a 19-year-old SAF personnel, was accorded a full military funeral at the Pusara Abadi Cemetery in Lim Chu Kang today.
Arrangements are underway to transport the remains of the other deceased, Private Fan Yao Jin back to Singapore on Sunday. He too will be accorded a full military funeral.
Two of the nine servicemen injured in the Taiwanese fighter jet crash at a military base in Hukou on Friday are back in Singapore. Both suffered second and third degree burns up to 50% of their body.
This Blogger says: Rest in peace, brothers. Notice that in every news report, they choose to use the word 'remains' instead of the usual 'bodies'.
British Prime Minister Tony Blair announced that he would leave office on June 27 after a decade in power.
This Blogger says: Isn't Tony Blair the name of Bush's dog?
Taiwan Premier Su Tseng-chang shocked the ruling party with his resignation Saturday less than a week after he lost the primary for the 2008 presidential election.
This Blogger says: Is it the trend nowadays to resign suddenly?
YouTube.com is banned in Thailand not once but twice.
Thailand has blocked YouTube for a second time, due to a video mocking King Bhumibol Adulyadej. According to Reuters, Thailand’s Communications Minister Sitthichai Pookaiyaudom had YouTube blocked after their requests to Google to have the clip taken down were ignored.
The first time YouTube was blocked in Thailand was possibly for showing related to clips from a CNN interview that features Thailand’s ex-Prime Minister Thaksin.
The clip is not only “offensive” to Thailand’s monarchy, but has been criticized by several Buddhists as well, because of the clip’s showing a pair of women’s feet (the lowest part of the body) above the head (the highest part of the body).
Criticizing royalty in Thailand is a crime punishable by up to 15 years in jail.
This Blogger says: I'm not going to show the offensive video here. I still want to go Thailand for holidays you know.
Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days
In March 2007, the Los Angeles City's Attorney's Office claimed that Hilton violated the terms of her DUI (Driving Under Influence) probation by speeding without her headlights on, driving with a suspended license, and failing to enroll in a court-ordered alcohol education program.
On May 4, 2007 Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in a correctional facility for violating her probation, and she is required to begin her jail term by June 5, 2007 or risk a doubling of her sentence.
This Blogger says: Her sister Nicky has started a chain of boutique hotels, maybe Paris should start her own chain of boutique prisons. Hilton Prisons. That's hot.
PS: Can't wait for the new season of Simple Life. Nicole Ritchie and her have patched up and are currently shooting another season: A Simple Prison Life.
Singapore A-list Mediacorp actor Christopher Lee was sentenced to a month's jail
He was also disqualified from driving for three years and fined $4,500 for DUI and hit-and-run. He had hit a motorcycle which was in front of his car. The rider and his pillion rider fell. Lee drove off and stopped some distance away. Instead of helping them, he got into his car and drove off.
This Blogger says: Jail that coward's arse. And what's $4,500 to that overpaid talentless chicken?
Bitched on: Friday, February 16, 2007 Time: 2/16/2007 12:43:00 AM
Am I missing something or is this voice recording supposed to be funny?
My friends were pissing their pants off laughing (not literally, otherwise the studio would have stunk) but really, is it funny? Or just plain wrong?
The pranksters (assholes, I think; original, but assholes nevertheless) have clearly crossed the line; pissing off the waiter of some Indian Muslim restaurant.
I admit, I laughed a bit... a lot actually...and I'm ashamed... But I still don't understand what's so extremely funny about it?
Is it the guy's thick accent? Is it the persistent 'pork' joke? Or is it because of how the guy blew his top off?
Despite whatever reason, I just think its very racist, insensitive and extremely immature. What pleasures did they (the pranksters, and the people watching) get from this? These imbeciles recorded it, uploaded it onto Youtube; surely they want to be heard, and popularised.
Does this count as racism? Or harassment?
So I'm still wondering if this intolerable act is supposed to be funny. We're in Singapore, for God's sake...
In China, for example, the media (newspapers, tv, wadeva) is not showing any images of pigs (despite the coming lunar new year; 'year of the pig') so as not to offend the Muslim minority of the country. But we're not doing that in Singapore, are we?
In fact, we are laughing at that fact; making that sensitive issue a joke. Stop taking our religious harmony for granted, I say.
PS: Wishing Happy 'Pork' New Year to all my Chinese friends.
Bitched on: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 Time: 12/20/2006 02:42:00 PM
Feeling sick today. Sigh... damn weather. Finally saw the sun today. It was raining cats and dogs (and pigs and cows and chickens and the entire animal kingdom) yesterday.
It was probably the 2nd most rainiest day in Singapore (ever recorded!!). I saw in the news (fine... I happened to watch it just at the moment I turned on the TV) that it rained more yesterday than the average rainfall for the month of December last year!!!
Unbelievable...
Or maybe I got the facts all wrong. I wasn't really paying attention (its a wonder how I do well in school...).
Many areas in Singapore were flooded (up to waist deep even). Something is seriously screwed up with the weather nowadays.
Plus I was nearly killed by the flood yesterday on my way to gym!!! (gasp!!!)
Ermm... Actually I was trying to avoid an ankle-deep puddle by the side a T-junction. Instead of just stepping of the kerb (where the puddle was), I tried jumping over the puddle. And this car which was turning out from the right took too small a turn, nearly knocking me down in the process. Ass...
I can just imagine today's headlines if that happened: Boy killed by flood Boy killed avoiding puddle.
Here's how bad the floods are at some places. This one is at Thompson Road (I think) where my mum likes to shop for her potted flowers (which will always end up flowerless and eventually 'leaveless' for sure...)
Plus, its so damn cold. I now walk around my house wearing socks (damn icy marble floor!!).
Last words: Unemployed and bored during the holidays. My life sucks... So, what a guy like me to do to get a life?
Simple, get a second life. I have been playing this game called Second Life. You all should try it.
I got my sisters addicted to it. My first sis is now a lesbian erotic dancer and my second sis is a shopaholic 'escort'. As for me, I'm a 1.9metre-tall-blonde-struggling-reporter (search for me- Ezan Nakamura). You can change your appearance to anything you want. You can wear anything you want. You can choose to work or if you are like my sisters, flirt to get money (easier for girls to play this game).
You can do anything you want (even fly!!!). Its really cool. So look for me and I can take you shopping for clothes (some are free, most are not) and clubbing. Or visit zoos and museums. Strip clubs and nudist beach (real graphic mature stuff).
Best online game since erm... I don't really play online games...
Plus, its free. Or you can also choose to pay (via credit cards) to get a premium account which lets you start with L$1000 and subsequently you get more money monthly.
Which is not really necessary, cause if 'you' have tops with plunging necklines and huge knockers (like my sisters' characters), 'men' will pay for everything.
Bitched on: Monday, November 13, 2006 Time: 11/13/2006 11:06:00 PM
Finally, my submission is OVER!!!
Yay! And I haven't slept in 3 days. Seriously. *yawn* I need to sleep now, 'll blog some other day once I have slept all the hours I have lost. Which would be in a few days time. I'll just leave you with a couple of funny commercials from amazing Thailand (we watched them to de-stress during the past few days of hell).
The scene in the studio looked like the scene in the office after our submission was over too. lol...
Bitched on: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 Time: 11/01/2006 02:10:00 AM
Sigh...
Had a talk with a friend of mine about CCAs (co-curricular activities) and stuff. Seems like a lot of people have lives outside their academic life and I have none. Salsaing, rock-wall climbing, deejaying... and what do I have? Blogging... blah...
I'm bored out of my mind...
I want to dance, dammit! FYI (For your information) I got into NUS Blast about a month ago. NUS Blast is this hip hop dance group in the university which is really awesome. But I can't join this semester cause my the dance practices would clash with my tutorials... So I have to join next semester.
Mind you, its damn hard to get into the NUS Blast thingy, OK? Over a hundred auditioned and I think less than a fifth got in. And the audition was tough too; we had to perform a 2 minutes performance which we learnt like 15 minutes before.
And amazingly, I got through. Haha... I have never danced hip hop ever (cept for this really short performance back in secondary school) and I have never learnt it (as in for CCAs or outside).
The only 'official' dance background I had was from (..don't laugh...) Malay dance back in NJC (National Junior College). I joined it for the SYF (Singapore Youth Festival) and the CCA points that come along with it when we bagged Gold Award for our performance at the SYF Central Judging (...who's laughing now?).
Anyway, it wasn't the *shake here shake there* traditional dance, it was the contemporary type, with thick bamboo poles (not the sort to hang clothes out) and some climbing and jumping about.
Anyway, that's not what I wanted to blog about. My intention is to lament how I am so swamped with my architecture course right now that I might have to shelve the idea of dancing for NUS Blast, not just for one semester, but for good...
Sigh... Whenever I watch ' So you think you can dance', I'm like always, "yeah, I can do that... if I had the time..." I so envy them. They look so... super amazing. Dammit! I want to dance.
And I aspire to be like these guys. Prepix from Korea. They are FREAKING AMAZING!
This one is called Mirror Story.
And this is called Fantasy Performance. I love the part at 03:15/04:08. So Matrix!!! Loves it!!!
And Wade Robson is like 'GOD'.
His performance at the recent Overdrive at Esplanade, Singapore. Shivers down my spine...
Bitched on: Sunday, July 30, 2006 Time: 7/30/2006 01:20:00 AM
Hey all.
I have decided to include 'The One that will make you...' entries to my blog. Something like a 'show and tell' thingy where I will share videos, stories, anecdotes or other useless trivia that will make you have a reaction (hmm... maybe an erection even... but that will make my blog R(A)...).
Hence, the title.
Blogger's Note: This is NOT an excuse for laziness. Neither it is an excuse for writer's block.
Since this is the first entry of such kind, I have decided to make it a really LAME one. So I will start with, 'The One that will make you go, "Huh? WDH?"
Enjoy.
Honestly, I couldn't get the song out of my head after the first time I saw this...
Lol!!!! "If you come today.. its too early. If you come tomorrow.. its too late! You pick the timeeeeeee.............. tick tick tick tick." Its so RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!
Bitched on: Saturday, June 17, 2006 Time: 6/17/2006 11:52:00 PM
The entry title is so wrong....
Don't think dirty here. Cause its really not. For the benefit of those really suakoo (clueless), Hard Gay is a character in this Japanese entertainment show. His full name is Razor Ramon Sumitani or Hard Gay (HG for short).
I have no idea if he is exactly gay but that is besides the point. Who cares. Cause he is so funny. Shaking and thrusting his pelvis (at any guy's face or butt area) ala Ricky Martin. Pole dancing or gyrating suggestively around people (even kids are not spared)! He is so sick (but funny sick..)
Oh my God, the Japanese are a really funny bunch. I have always thought they were conservative until my friends showed me Hard Gay. They are so cool about it.
Say! Say! Say!!!
Damn funny.
Here are more episodes. See the ones with English subtitles or the Bakafish ones.
Bitched on: Thursday, June 08, 2006 Time: 6/08/2006 07:56:00 PM
Sigh... My 'loser' streak doesn't look like its going to go away anytime soon. I sprained my wrist bad... Very bad. Feels like its broken. I can hear bones cracking everytime I rotate my wrist...
But I have yet to see the doctor. Well, I believe in self-healing. Kinda like Wolverine... Lol.. You know your body best. Doctors are the last resort.
So... what's new? Well, a friend showed me this video from Hong Kong. (I have no idea how he gets his hands on this kind of videos, he has nothing better to do, izzit? Kidding lah brudder... Haha)
About this guy from Hong Kong who verbally insulted another passenger seated behind him on the bus he was on. The unfortunate guy I gathered from the video had tapped on the uncouth babarian's shoulder.
That sparked a long list of verbal abuse from the potty-mouth.
And the poor soul had to sit there bearing all the insult. Such a wimp... but admirable nevertheless. I can't decide if he is more scared-shit or patient...
An ugly example of Asian elderly mentality (in Hong Kong or Singapore, they are still the same...)
Just because they are old, they think they are always right. Its all about 'saving face' (not being embarrased). But ironically, that was the last thing the babarian did in the end. So embarrasing... And he had the cheek to 'shake hands' with the wimp...
Please lah... Just because you are old, doesn't mean you are always right. And just because you have lived for more years than us youths, doesn't mean you can get away with insulting our mothers etc... What an ass.
Argh... Just watching the video makes my blood boil.
To the bus 'uncle' and other bus 'uncles' worldwide, please retire gracefully but alone and deserted in an old folks' home, deprived of any physical contact with the outside world...
And to the wimp, get some balls lah...
Click here to see the video. Latest Update: Coincidentally on the day I wrote this entry, the New Paper published the story about the 'uncle',
"His expletive-ridden tirade on a Hong Kong bus irked millions around the world after another passenger uploaded his camera-phone footage of it onto the Internet.
But three men may have taken their anger at the now infamous "Bus Uncle" too far. He was beaten viciously in a Hong Kong restaurant yesterday.
Mr Roger Chan, 50, was attacked and beaten by three masked men in front of horrified diners and staff at the western restaurant where he started work on Monday..." - New Paper
Serve the babarian right!!! What goes around comes around. But it is a bit cruel. I do feel a small pang of pity... Just a small one. Sure he deserves a retaliation, but not a physical one.
Turns out the wimp was just trying to shush the babarian for talking too loudly on his phone.
And after launching into a stream of Cantonese vulgarities (which, weirdly for me, I understood some of it) and having that publicly shown on the web, he was offered a job at a restaurant (where he was later attacked).
Talk about 'strategic' move on the restaurant's part!!! Nothing like a free flow of expletives to go with your family dinner.
Go figure. And now he is planning to bank on his fame by working with American Idol 'reject' William Hung to star in a musical version of the incident!!!
Nothing says 'Asian pride' like two of the most idiotic and shameful Asian faces in a musical together...