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    Lemme just say this.
    Bitched on: Wednesday, January 31, 2007
    Time: 1/31/2007 02:04:00 AM

    Hey all...

    Sigh. My blog is becoming 'stale'.
    So freaking busy lah...

    And I should be careful nowadays about what I blog too. Cause I saw my sister reading my blog the other day and I was kinda surprised (more like 'shocked')... Not that I had blogged anything negative about her or anything, its just weird, I guess.

    Plus, my friends from as far as the States and 'down under' know what's up with me (but I have zero idea what they are up to now).
    Hmmm.... Note to self: Can't anyhow bitch.

    And I happened to hear some rumours about me in school. I can't stand it! I hate it when people talk about me... behind my back.

    I say, the best person to discuss about me is ME.

    Like there's this girl questioning my sexual orientation. What the hell?
    Just because I don't like you, doesn't mean I'm gay.

    Grrr...

    And there are many other false accusations questioning my character...

    Sigh... What can I do? Sit back and let the rumours die down, I guess.

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    My Sister's Wedding.
    Bitched on: Friday, January 26, 2007
    Time: 1/26/2007 10:39:00 PM

    Update: Pictures from the wedding finally uploaded. See here.

    Was going through the pictures and I found this picture really adorable.

    *picture was removed, my sister threatened to sue, citing misrepresentation, read: ugly picutre of herself*

    Its of my sister when my uncle accidentally sprinkled too much 'flower water' and some drops went into her eyes...

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    I'm back!

    Been busy working on my school stuff the past week. Haven't had a break since the wedding. I promised last week that I would upload the pictures of my sister's wedding (haven't actually done that yet... too many pictures) but here are some of the pictures which I found really nice.


    The family picture. A bit blurry, cause the camera was over-heating... dammit, stupid camera.
    One of my sister's many costume changes. This was kinda candid. She loves this picture very much. I can add wedding photography to my growing list of 'expertise'. Muahaha...

    Not only was I the (unofficial) photographer on that day, I had to carry out a lot of other chores. I was the wedding dais decoration consultant, the tent deco consultant, the wedding cake coordinator, the financial officer (to pay the photographers, DJ and the bakery at the end of the day), the DJ runner (to que him to play certain songs at the right moment and stuff), not too mention host to the guests (especially to my sister's friends), worst still, I even had to clear tables too!


    The worst thing I had to do was to sleep on the wedding dais the night before the wedding (in case anything gets stolen from the tent)! I was a security guard for a night!

    In a nutshell, I felt what a wedding planner would have felt on that day. My handphone was constantly ringing with calls from the wedding-coordinator people, my sister's friends and my brother-in-law's 'best man'. Sometimes I was on the phone with one hand and with the other hand I was snapping pictures away.


    A shot of the interior of the tent. It was kinda grand looking with all the huge hanging chandeliers and really nice ceiling curtains. It was really impressive-looking. And the wedding dais was on this high stage at the front of the long tent. It was nicer as the skies grew darker (cause that's when the tent appears to glow).




    My sister on the wedding dais, awaiting for her Prince Charming to arrive (with his entourage and kompang players, the ones in purple). But before he could be with my sister on the dais, my brother-in-law was stopped by at least five groups of family and friends for 'hangbao' money (something like paying 'toll' to get to the dais). Then there was a silat performance by my uncle and cousins performed before the groom (after a lot of 'extortion', he and his entourage finally managed to get through to the end of tent to where the dais was).




    After a lot of picture taking and a costume change, it was time to cut the wedding cake (in this case, the wedding cup cakes). And we also had a surprise birthday cake for my mummy (her birthday is on the 21st too).





    It sure was a wonderful wedding. And it was such a lovely day, (despite me running around) but for the two of them I'm sure it was their most unforgetable and cherished day...



    I wish my sister and her hubby many more lovely, unforgetable and cherished days together.

    May their love for each other grow stronger day by day, second by second, till the end of time.

    And may I get to be an uncle soon.


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    Now I know.
    Bitched on: Friday, January 19, 2007
    Time: 1/19/2007 10:02:00 PM

    Now I know why they say architects are so eccentric.

    We are sleep-deprived, that's why!

    Oh my God, I am so sleep deprived, I'm losing my mind... and part of my memory too.

    I talk to myself when I'm bored working. I even have mind blanks; when I would just stare into the air and go into 'hibernate mode'. And all I would think about is work, work, work...

    And I am getting prematurely senile! I keep losing track of where I put my things!
    My cashcard, my glasses, my iPod! All misplaced somewhere!

    I even accidentally 'stole' a few things too!
    I came back from the gym with two gym towels! I think I might have taken some guy's towel! Eww... Recalling back, I had used that towel after I washed my face!

    Eww...

    And I even found an 'extra' deodorant in my plastic bag after a shopping trip. I don't think I paid for it... or did I? I don't even remember taking it in the first place. Hmmm...

    I need fish oil. And sleep.

    Before I really get into trouble with the law. With a nail polisher or something in my bag. With no bloody idea how and why it got in there.

    Oh, yeah, my sister is getting married this Sunday.
    So exciting! First wedding in the immediate family.
    Will post all the photos when its over.

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    So sorry...
    Bitched on: Thursday, January 18, 2007
    Time: 1/18/2007 10:34:00 PM

    I've been MIA (missing-in-action) for such a long time!

    Gosh... I've gotten home only twice for the past 2 weeks. I miss my bed. I'm sick of sleeping in my studio...

    Grrr....

    I haven't been sleeping well at all. Don't get me started about my appetite. I almost fell of the scale when I saw 51kg. And for the first time in my 21 years, I found out that I actually have relatively high cheekbones. Lol...

    I look like a druggie, so 'stoned'.

    And I feel so 'stoned'.
    A walking zombie.

    I went into a lecture once at 10.10am. My friends and some other people in the lecture were giggling and eyeing me like I had walked in naked or something. I sat down at the back and a friend of mine turned back to mouth something like why was I late. I didn't know what the hell was wrong. I was only 10 minutes late, what...

    Or so I thought, I was actually a good one hour late for the lecture. And it ended half an hour later. Plus, my friends teased me after that. Sigh...

    I need a brain transplant.

    I really think I'm a bloody himbo. And my friends think so too. Its OK for them to think so (I guess) but its really not when my studio 'master' (THE DR Erwin Viray; all hail THE MAN), think I'm really all air.

    Ever gotten yourself in a situation when you're mouth's moving but there's really no one at home (in the head)? You talk and talk, something like verbal diarrhoea I guess. What you are saying is really bullshit. Well, whenever I'm in the studio, during actual discussion with the tutor, I can somehow crap... from the mouth. Its uncontrollable really, and very embarrassing when I realise that I had totally gone of point for the past 10 minutes...

    Sigh...

    Its no fun being beautiful but dumb.

    muahahahaha....

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    I lost my card again!!!
    Bitched on: Tuesday, January 09, 2007
    Time: 1/09/2007 02:36:00 PM

    This time I've lost my cashcard...

    $15 down the drain AGAIN.

    I think there's a Bermuda Triangle in my bermuda pants' pocket.

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    Totally Useless Facts.
    Bitched on: Monday, January 08, 2007
    Time: 1/08/2007 11:06:00 PM

    I was gyming the other day and there were two unbelievably geekish guys there as well. One was scrawny and the other was simply put, obese. Don't get me wrong, I welcome diversity to the gym but if you hog the weights and chat incessantly about everything under the sun instead of using the weights you hog, then I have a problem with you.

    They were university students I think, NUS maybe. Either Science or Arts. They looked as geekish as Science students and were as noisy as Arts student; no offence... muahahah.

    So, anyway, they had probably irritated a lot of people to the extent that no one (and this was obvious) was exercising at their corner. It was like a ring of emptiness had formed around them (despite the otherwise crowded gym).

    And seriously, I felt like throwing a couple of dumb-bells at their dumb heads.

    Chat somewhere else won't you? And stop hogging the weights. Grrr...

    They were talking about the Iraqi war, Israel occupation, WWII, Bush and a whole lot of other political and war-related topics like they were some kind of analysts. And that was damn irritating!!! Bloody asses. And one of the them - the fat one - liked to end whatever he was saying with, "its so funny."

    Like, "The Palestinians were throwing stones and the Israel soldiers retaliated with tanks and gunfire; that's so funny," or "The American casualty in Iraq is more than the casualty in the 911 attacks, it's so funny," or "They fired home-made bombs and shouted 'Allahu Akbar', and that's funny."

    Bloody insensitive imbeciles...

    Such an embarrassment to all of NUS.
    *spit* puii...

    If you want to be as irritating as them, try all this irritating and completely useless facts (courtesy of the washroom at Settler's Cafe). Sure to drive anyone within earshot to feel like strangling your smart-assed neck.
    • People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.
    • All babies are colour blind when they are born.
    • Hair is made from the same substance as fingernails.
    • People with darker skin will not wrinkle as much as people with lighter skin.
    • Monopoly is the best-selling board game in the world.
    • A snail can sleep for 3 days.
    • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
    • The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
    • The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
    • Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself being chased by one, run in a zigzag line.
    • A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
    • Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
    • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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    The streak of bad luck continues...
    Time: 1/08/2007 11:29:00 AM

    Argh!!!!!!!

    I'm in Dr Erwin's studio!!!!!

    I am so going to die...

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    Unluckiest Day
    Bitched on: Saturday, January 06, 2007
    Time: 1/06/2007 10:05:00 PM

    If you have been enjoying reading all my loser moments, boy, do I have a treat for you. Try the whole day of bad luck.

    Just at the stroke of midnight, everything went downhill from there.

    Grrr....

    I had to stay up to finish painting my (half-finished... and half-f*cked) paintings for watercolour class (yes... I started school a week earlier to go for these damn classes). It was around 4am when I suddenly felt woozy and decided to call it a night. Plus I had to wake up at 7am again to go for school.

    So I went to the tap-cum-shower to wash my hands, elbows, knees and shin (don't ask me how the paint got there). Since the shower was brand new and it was just installed that morning, naturally (for me at least) I didn't know how to turn the tap on (nor the shower). So after a lot of turning and pressing the tap, water finally came out. Not from the tap that I had hoped for but instead it was from the shower above.

    I had to sleep with half my body drenched (cause I was too lazy to change out of the wet clothes).

    And when I woke up the next day, the same thing happened when I was dressed, with hair gelled-up and about to leave the house. It was to wash the paint on my toe this time (again don't ask me how the paint got there). And since I have the memory of a goldfish, I was 'attacked' from above again.

    I had to change out of my wet T-shirt after that.

    It didn't stop there for my wardrobe malfunction. My slipper broke. The strap that was holding my feet to the slipper (or the other way round... I dunno...) snapped. And I was halfway to the bus stop by then. And I didn't even trip or anything; it just snapped! And I had to drag my left foot back home. And going down a flight of steps was really tricky! It took me 10 freaking minutes to get back when it usually takes me less than a minute. It was so embarrassing and I was so late for school!

    And after school, I realised I had lost my EZ -link card (and I just had the card 'topped' up the day earlier... $15 down the drain...). It was only after I had ran after the bus, boarded the bus, rummaged around the stuff in my bag, that I realised it was missing, and then realising I had zero coins, no way to pay the fare whatsoever, that I alighted from the bus.

    I then had to change my notes for coins with some of the passengers on the next bus I took. I was too preoccupied with getting coins that I didn't even realise I took the wrong bus!!! Argh!!!!

    So I alighted at this bus stop in the middle of nowhere. Exchanged notes for coins again with this lone dude at the bus stop (thank God, there was someone). Took the next bus I was sure would reach my destination (all this time my friends calling me to ask me where the bloody hell I was).

    I didn't have enough coins so I underpaid the fare (actually, I didn't know... *act innocent*) and guess who had to board the bus? The bus conductor!!! She gave me a whole minute of lecturing that university students have to pay adult fare. It was so embarrassing!!!

    I met my friends finally. And they were saying how 'interesting' my life was. And I added that with my luck that day, I won't be surprised if I get knocked down by a car. So we were careful to get me as far away from the roads as possible.

    We tried to watch a movie. The queue was too long. Plus, we couldn't agree to what movie to watch.

    Walked all the way from Orchard to Dhoby Ghaut for nothing. Not really nothing cause we went to one of those gaming shops (not computer games but board games). Its really awesome. You should try going to one. Really fun. Mind cafe... or Settler's Cafe... Though I prefer the later - because of the friendlier staff.

    They tried to overcharge us at Mind Cafe then but I kicked up a fuss. Not really a fuss. I just talked and talked. I would have been a great lawyer. Or a great miser...

    The day of bad luck didn't end there. My friends and I shared a cab back. As the only guy, I was the last to drop off. And as luck would have it, I didn't have enough cash to pay. So I dropped off ten blocks (or 2 whole bus stops) away from my house. I had to drag my tired body (and soul) back home...

    And it was past midnight by the time I got home. Luckily.

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    The End of Saddam
    Bitched on: Tuesday, January 02, 2007
    Time: 1/02/2007 07:20:00 PM

    Bloggers Note: Link contains graphic and disturbing video.

    Stumbled onto this. The video of Saddam Hussein's execution.

    May God have mercy on his soul...

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    Quotes of 2006.
    Time: 1/02/2007 06:27:00 PM

    "It was an accident so stupid. It was like running with a pencil." - Terri Irwin, wife of the late Steve Irwin who died from a jab of a stingray through his heart on 4th September.

    "First, just if I might correct a misperception, I don't think we ever said - at least I know I didn't say that there was a direct connection between September the 11th and Saddam Hussein." - US President George W. Bush after claiming in a 2003 speech that there was indeed a direct link between Saddam and 911 to justify the Iraq invasion. The death toll of Americans in Irag has now surpassed the death toll of the 911 attacks.

    "The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done." -George W. Bush, in one of his many not-so-intelligent speeches. But you have to give it to the man, he does keep his promises.

    "It was inexcusable. I apologise. But I can't regret what I did because it would mean that he was right to say all that."

    "I am a man and some words are harder to hear than actions. I would rather have taken a blow to the face than hear that." - both quoted from Zinedine Zidane, who was 'apologising' for his headbutt on Italian defender Marco Materazzi in the World Cup final.

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    The First for 2007.
    Bitched on: Monday, January 01, 2007
    Time: 1/01/2007 02:15:00 AM

    I saw this as one of my friends' MSN nick:
    "I just took my first shit in 2007."
    That cracked me up. Lol.
    So this is my first shit too...

    Cheers everyone. Enjoy the new year.

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